Oh how I love thunder. It's drives away the 'source of the constant clicking' and makes me feel safe inside the little building. Everything seems so wonderful with thunder. So much more exciting and dangerous. Like if you look at the sky on a normal day you wouldn't think it would bear any threat to you, but with thunder! Oh the possibilities.
I had taken the opportunity of the 'source of the constant clicking's' absence to make an elaborate breakfast which made dishes pile to the brim of the sink! The 'source of the constant clicking' never let me make things or experiment, due to the fact it thought I would make a mess! Oh what a bore! The complete and utter cheek of it! I'm a free human with rights! I should be able to make breakfast! That's another reason I love thunder. I can make a mess, have fun and while the 'source of constant clicking' isn't here, blame it on the dog! The dog always made messes! Especially breakfast dishes! The dog was a great cook.
I made pancakes, bacon, coffee, tea, cereal, waffles, eggs, toast, French toast, and of course worms. Now I know what your thinking. Ew worms. But let's just get this straight right here and right now, when I say worms I mean gummy worms. When I say gummy worms I mean sour gummy worms that hold the most delicious flavour known to man. They aren't just a sour coated strip of pure heaven, they are the third best thing I know. See, thunder is second and worms are third, so what's first you ask? Well it's the 'source of the constant clicking' of course!
I know, I know. I said I despise, hate, loath and regret everything about the 'source of the constant clicking' well I do you see but, I also love it. Or I guess you could say I love him.
Yes, yes, him.
He was delightful, handsome, magnificent, glorious! Triumphant, famous, lovely, talented, and a complete and utter bastard! He is and will always be all of those aspects together but sadly the last one seems to shine out the most these days. Yet I still love him unconditionally. As well as absolutely hate him of course. You may be confused, but I assure you, you are not the only one. I am also confused about him. But don't worry you'll understand soon enough. And let's hope I do too.
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The definitely not dull me
Fantasy'The definitely not dull me' outlines the story of grace, and everything she is and is not.
