Pandemic Panic

Chapter Two - Overseas

Please note that all of these diseases are real and should be taken seriously as they have taken the lives of many.

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The group had finally gotten their passports and it was time to set off to sea. AIDS had since finished two more bodies that he had infected and Chlamydia had found herself a new lover, Pneumonia. CDC had been voted as the group's leader and everyone was ready to finally travel the world. Everyone was on the upper deck vibing when a storm approached. It began to rain heavily and a majority of them were screaming as the boat rocked violently.

"EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN," CDC yelled while running around the deck, flailing his arms, "WE ARE GONNA BE JUST FINE"

Everyone rushed inside, just as Corona sealed the door shut, disinfecting wipes swept over the ship. "This could get a little rocky, my friends," CDC said, "at least it's not toilet paper though. That shit could kill you guys."

After a few hours everyone had calmed down and so had the storm. They decided they would go to bed for the night, well one couple went to town if you know what I mean, but everyone got rested to clean the outside of the boat tomorrow. They woke up at sunrise, just as the clouds began to clear out. On the deck, there was a mess of kelp, plastic straws and other things. Even a seahorse. Something caught Influenza's eye though. It was a toilet paper baby!

"I GOT THIS," CDC yelled while running towards the baby. He kicked the baby so hard it flew all the way from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic. Everyone was shocked until they remembered why he was the kicker on the football team.

They applauded him, but then he looked down at his shoe. There was toilet paper stuck to it. He tried desperately to get it off, but it flew somewhere. No one realised where it had gone until they heard Corona shriek. Everyone had their gaze on Corona as he slowly peeled the toilet paper off of his arm. He chucked it into the ocean and proceeded by saying, "I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me." They all applauded and cheered as Corona had done it, he had saved the day.

After hours of cleaning up the deck, AIDS wanted to surprise everyone with a feast from a corpse that had been washed up by one of the couches. He made everything from toe salad to torso cake. "Voila!" he cheered. Even though they all had ptsd from Sal, they tried their best to not think about it and enjoy the feast they knew he had worked so hard on. Chlamydia took a bite of her "steak", glancing over at AIDS and muttering, "It's rather raw." AIDS looked up, but shrugged off the comment and took a sip of his ear smoothie. "Not like you'll get salm-" He was cut off by the sudden sound of glass shattering.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say. To me?" Chlamydia growled as she held a piece of broken glass up to his neck. "Woahhh dear lets calm down a bit, no need to start a riot, I'm sure he didn't mean it," Pneumonia said as he glared at AIDS.

"Tell me I'm wrong. Maybe if you didn't kill E. Coli it'd be an easier truth to digest. Sal is old news, kind of like the plague. Get over it." AIDS said glaring. "Now, move the damn glass away from my neck you psychopath."

AIDS stood up and started to walk away from the table and turned around to say, "oh and by the way he wasn't even that tasty, but you probably already knew that," and marched back to his room. Corona rushed after AIDS, probably about to yell at him. Influenza followed along. When AIDS was completely out of sight, Chlamydia began to break down, tears streaming down her face.

"Hey, look, sweetie it's gonna be alright, let me go talk to them," Pneumonia said while giving Chlamydia a hug and then getting up to go take care of business. Influenza and Corona were going off on AIDS when he arrived and that's when he knew he had to take control over the situation.

Pneumonia sighed, "You're such an asshole, Aidy. We could throw you overboard right now for what you just did but you know by now we aren't about that life. To be honest, I don't know whether you deserve a second chance or not but we should all come to an agreement with what to do with you within the next few days."

The group came to a full agreement on Aidy being there strictly as the chef (as it was his passion of course) and all peace was settled. Well, mostly settled. Chlamydia has been a wreck recently. Wonder why.