Pandemic Panic

Chapter Three - Pandemic-demic Baby

Our beloved friends (minus Aidy) were enjoying a nice breakfast together, sharing their ideas for travel plans and where they should go next. Several of them noticed Chlamydia looked awfully tired that morning, something must've been on her mind, though no one wanted to speak up about it.

"Well we could go to America first, I've always wanted to go," said Pneumonia while the rest of the group just shook their heads. "Babeeeee you know how I feel about West Virginiaaaaa why would you even say that," Chlamydia cried as she broke down and ran to their room. This was the third time this morning and it was only 8:30.

Even Corona didn't want to go to West Virginia, but that seemed rather dramatic. Swine Flu spoke up, "we could go to Italy?" The rest of the group nodded in approval and Pneumonia rushed after his girlfriend.

At first he couldn't find her, as the room was a mess. Drawers had been torn apart, luggage was covering the furniture and the floor, the only thing he heard was soft weeping from the closet.

"You know how much heroin gets shipped to West Virginia! It could be bad f-" she broke into tears. They sat there for hours, talking, crying, infecting. It was almost lunch by the time they left the room.

"Hey, welcome back y'all! Are we feeling better?" asked Influenza. 

"Yeah I think we've calmed ourselves down," said Pneumonia while smiling, although my dude was wrong. Right as he said that Chlamydia ran to the side of the boat. Looks like someone is sick.

Aidy ran after her, not to help in any way whatsoever, but just to observe. When she was finally done puking, he muttered. "Your breath smells like raw eggs."

Chlamydia had had enough. She is clearly a mess and he has the audacity to talk to her like that. "You know what," she said right as she slapped him across the face and ran back to her room. Not again.

Swine Flu smacked Aidy in the back of his head, "deserved it both times, chef. Looks like a demotion is in order. Dishwasher."

Aidy sighed as he went to wash up the dishes. Now Pneumonia was put back on the quest to find Chlamydia. The clinking of dishes could barely be heard over the situation replaying in Aidy's head. Meanwhile, Pneumonia slipped through their bedroom door. He wasn't really sure what to say, all he could get out was, "hey."

There she was, sitting on the bed holding a pillow close to her chest. She looked up at him smiling, slowly turning into laughter. Pneumonia looked at her, concerned and frozen, not sure what to do. "You've seemed a bit off lately darling, e-everything alright?"

"I have some great greattt newssssssss," she exclaimed excitedly.

"Oh?" Pneumonia said, confused, "what would that be?"

"I think you can guess, but if you can't, look at the name of this chapter," she said while blushing.

"Really breaking the fourth wall here, darling," he replied, "is it mine? If so, we've made a pretty badass kid."

"It sure is," she said while they both smiled at each other and he pulled her into an embrace. Little did they know someone was watching from the cracked open door, but who?

It was Aidy watching, because that's what they got when making the kid. He was shocked, but it did make up for her past behavior. How could Chlamydia be with someone like Pneumonia? He doesn't deserve her. He dashed down the hallway, eager to tell the others.