Vintriloquist| Spamton x Transmasc!Reader

HEY HEY HEY!!

In a flash it burst open with a clang, the hypothetical small man poking his head out groggily and regaining all his energy the millisecond he saw you, launching out of the dumpster and looking at you like you were the first human he'd seen in years.

"WOAH !! IF  IT  ISNT A…!" he paused, looking between you and seemingly nothing at all.

"LIGHT nER! HEY- HE  Y HEY!!!"

You couldn't help but retract your confidence entirely and stare at him uncomfortably with wide eyes.

He was one of the most interesting characters around, none of the others looked anywhere near humanoid as he did except the shop center people, nor did they talk in such a strange manner.

He was about 4 feet tall or so if you're being generous and do some rounding, had pale porcelain looking skin with bright red painted blush, heterochromatic pink and yellow glasses, black slicked back hair, he wore a stained white turtleneck and pants and black suit shirt as well as neat dress shoes. One of his most defining features was his long pointy nose and smile.

What an odd little man…

"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]]"

"ALL YOUR FRIENDS. [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE?"

"SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?"

"LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??"

What he did next startled you. He punched the dumpster harshly, leaving an indent the size of his fist behind.

Your breath stuttered and all you could think about was running away until he began to speak again, sounding like he had a lump in his throat.

"WELL HAVE I GOT A [[Specil Deal]] FOR LONELY [[Hearts]] LIKE YOU!"

He talks so much. "Make it stop…" you mumbled unintentionally, staring at the floor.

You didn't mean to say that out loud, but it wasn't a statement you'd retract. He stopped in his tracks, deadpan and shocked that you had interrupted him.

Couldn't even get through the whole monologue. Looking up at you he noticed your uncomfortable demeanor and decided to calm down a bit so as to not scare you off.

"HAHA! [[Uh-Oh Spagghetti-O's!]] It s3ems Ive come on too STR0NG!! I'll [[Cut The Chase]]." he paused, making sure you weren't going anywhere and offering you his hand swiftly, eyeing you above his glasses.

"Don't You Wanna Be A [[BIG SHOT]] Kid? TAKE MY HAND AND I CAN MAKE THAT A [[REALITY TV, LIVE!!]]"

His statement eluded you. "A big shot?.."

"YES YE S! A [[ONCE IN A MILLION]] Opportunity To Make It Big! All You n3ed t0 do Two win is Give me the [[ENTRY FEE]]"

You understood his schtick quickly.

"If it's money you need you can just ask normally...i just. I need to get through this alleyway to somewhere safe, i have no idea where I'm going, though." you muttered, slowly backing up but he desperately took your hand.

"I S3E! I KN0W JuST the Pl^ce!!" He pulled you through the alleyway and you reluctantly follow close behind, becoming relieved when you saw the other side.

"JUST 3AST 0F HERE IS A MANSION OWNED BY A [[cruel and ruthless]] Generous queen! I W1Ll lead YOU IN RETURN FOR A SMALL PRICE!" he offered, guiding you through shortcuts instead of going in the streets.

He sure did seem to know the city quite well, perhaps it wouldn't hurt to stay around him. "Ok...im not too fond of rich people but as long as i have somewhere safe to stay."

He stayed silent and let go of your hand haphazardly, continuing to lead you to this presumed mansion.

Small talk seemed to be his strong suit no matter how awkward, or maybe he was just bad at reading people.

"You think I'll be safe at this queen's mansion, huh?" you ask, to shut him up from his business ramblings.

"Better Than [[EVER!!]] L1ving in a dUMP!" he sneered, grinding his teeth.

Over time he grew more and more annoyed and impatient for a reason that eluded you, occasionally glancing up at you with furrowed brows.

You brushed it off, thinking it was just another one of his quirks until you arrived at the doors of a grand mansion.
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