Vintriloquist| Spamton x Transmasc!Reader

[Heart Shaped Object]

"Woah…" You stared in awe at it's grandeur, fancy and yet modern, with many digital accents to tie it all together.

Your stupor had distracted you from the small man below you glaring at you.

"...Listen, K1d!! I LED YOU TO [[SALVATION]] SO WHY DONTCHA [[hand over that slice of freedom]] as payment!" You look down at him, rolling your eyes.

"Im not a prostitute, buddy, here's 20 bucks." you sigh, offering him the money.

What surprised you is his face heating up and him furrowing his brows deeply.

"NO! NO! [[IT BURNS!]] YOU HAVE SOMETHING I NEED! YOUR [[Heart Shaped Object]]." He spat out annoyedly, still blushing somehow, pushing away your hand and glancing at your chest like he could see something you couldn't yet.

You looked him up and down in concern. If he was planning to kill you, you could probably just kick him.

"Whatever you're talking about isn't something i wanna give you, shrimp. Take the goddamn money." you snarled.

He chuckled in response, backing up and clutching his own chest. "I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD!! TAKE THE [[DEAL]] KIDDO! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!!" He pursued.

At this point he was really pissing you off.

What was this guy's deal?

Did he randomly decide to have beef for no reason?

What a fucking pest.

"You want my heart?" you start, unsheathing your weapon slowly. "You can take it! Over my dead body."

Spamton looked up at you, his smile dropping for a moment, and rising again-stretching even wider than you initially thought it could "ATTA-BOY Y/N!! [[Now That's More Like It]]."

The sudden praise threw your mind for a loop leading you to hesitate.

Reminded you of the way your father talked to you when your mom reminded him of your real name. You were surprised he didn't assume you were a chick, too.

You shook the thought away and engaged in a battle sequence.

The world around you faded into a black abyss lined with a green grid around the both of you.

You were given the choice to fight, access your items, spare, all the good stuff. You didn't have anything so you had to make this fight end quickly. You could take him, and you would.

Oddly, it was your turn first. You were so blinded by your anger that you struck him as quick as you could, not realizing that you didnt put too much force into it.

Spamton recoiled from the blow, the effects setting in bit by bit and yet he seemed to get even more excited.

You had no idea what he was capable of yet and that all but terrified you.

Before launching an attack of his own he began to speak, "[[No Refunds!]] Kiddo!" he laughed snarkily. He unscrewed his jaw and it fell to a low you didn't think it could reach.

You waited in anticipation for what was to come, watching small...spamtons..?Fly out of his mouth at a high speed towards you.

You dodged swiftly and only got grazed a bit, not wasting time and striking him while his guard was down.

"Holy [CUNGADERO]! I have never seen a [[Heart Shaped Object]] Like that before!" You look at your chest and scoff in frustration. Without a doubt, he could see something you couldn't.
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.srry for slow updates lol i forget this exists :p