You feel dizzy. What happened? You look around at your surroundings. A musty office, cobwebs around, whatever man. Kinda boring. Then you see an old lady, wobbling over to the desk, she looks a bit like a turtle.
"Hi dear, name?"
"What?"
"What's your name?" She repeats.
"Uhm.. Y/N, why?"
"Y/N, Y/N.. Found you!"
You're confused. This random old lady in a random office, completely un-rad. But completely rand. As in "random". You know what I'm trying to say don't you?
"Okay, so, looks like your gonna go off to purgatory, haunt people or reincarnate. Which one might it be?"
At this point you're figuring out you're either in a reaaaally weird dream or your dead. You notice some doors labelled as such: Heaven, Hell, Purrgatory,-- wait is that a cat pun? Anyway, the rest of the doors say Ghosts and Reincarnation. You think for a moment.
"I'm not choosing any."
"Sorry what?"
You repeat yourself. "I said, I'm not doing any."
"Oh. Well, you're not the only one. See you when you change your mind."
This old lady pulls out a container. A purple, translucent container with a white lid. With little pills inside. She pours 5 into her hand and holds them out.
"Choose one, just one."
You pick the one that is in the shape of a sausage dog, the rest were just boring irregular cylinders. You pop it in your mouth, and everything goes black.
YOU ARE READING
"AM I IN A HOLE!?"
AventuraOnce you die, you get to either haunt, reincarnate, go to the heaven/hell of your religion (if you have one), purgatory, or.. well.. you might not choose one? you might think "Nah! No way! Not doing it!" and you just, go somewhere. But where? Idk. R...
