Madelespresso landfill

arm wrestling match

[this is a fem!madeleine au because i was recently thinking about writing this so like... heres anotehr dump]


A day out in the kingdom means another chaotic event is about to unfold.

Which means an arm wrestling match conducted by Purple Yam in Sparkling's Bar.

Milk just lost to him by a tiny difference, the match went on for 10 minutes before Milk eventually got tired and lost.

Now Purple Yam is choosing candidates from the crowd, defeating every. single. one of them.

Then Madeleine was just strolling around, her locks of hair swaying with the wind. It was not long before she noticed the bustling crowd in the bar.

"Excuse me!" She struggled to even get past as cookies were wooing and cheering.

She managed to get the attention of Espresso, who was very unfortunate to get dragged in and trapped in the crowd and is now forced to watch Purple Yam absolutely dominate.

"Essy!"

Espresso turned his head around to find the female paladin struggling to even get past as the cookies continue making a ruckus.

Espresso sighed and managed to drag her into a less bumpy spot.

"Geez, what's happening here?"

"This utter buffoon decided to conduct an arm wrestling match with Milk, It had gotten so intense that these drunkards decided to make such a ruckus that i got dragged in and i haven't even finished my cup of coffee!"

He scoffed, before adjusting the posture of his glasses.

"Oh.."

SLAM!

Purple Yam had just defeated yet another helpless drunkard and started picking from the crowd again.

Espresso sighed and had just looked about done for the day while Madeleine is interested in what is about to unfold next.

Purple Yam spots Madeleine, her slim build surely can't match with his strength.

.. Right?

"YOU!" He points at Madeleine.

Espresso chokes on air whilst Madeleine clasps her hands together in awe.
It had been a while since she took part in something like this.

Madeleine joyfully walked over while Espresso, getting ready to drag Madeleine out after the match is over, just watches silently.

hoping she wouldn't lose

The crowd is silent, who would win?
Madeleine or.. Purple Yam?

Let us see for oursel-

SLAM!

Espresso sighed in annoyance, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

Madeleine not only defeated Purple Yam but had also broken the table they were using for the match.

The crowd instantly went wild to the point Sparkling had to kick everyone out to clean up.

Madeleine kept apologizing profusely and paid for the broken table, whilst Sparkling reassures her that it was okay.

Then that day  was the very start of Purple Yam's pestering for a rematch everyday.

Madeleine gladly accepts but defeats him all the time.

Espresso sometimes even had to use his magic to get them away from Purple Yam's constant pestering.

Such a day one cookie can handle.