drugpiss

Traumatized Alchemist

(hello I'm back with writing I hope no one told anything about me to their therapists yet)

'Vampire wake up, what the heck happened to the house?!' Alchemist yelled at her drunk big brother, hoping he will wake up. Of course it wasn't successful. She was so angry at that moment, Vampire's head could be cut off by now if the other drunk idiots weren't there.

After more attempts of waking them up she gave up. The poor woman had to clean up all the mess they did and unfortunately it was a lot. Her bedroom was a storage for alcohol, it wasn't easy cleaning it up. She spent a lot of time trying to find cleaning products because no one cleans in this house. Cleaning the whole house took around 3 hours. Enough for the drunk idiots to wake up.

'What happened last night... and who are you?' Sparkling asked, with a little fear in his voice.

'I'm the second owner of this house, who are you??' Alchemist replied.

'Well, Vampire probably told you about me haha'

'I had nightmares because of you and that green plant boy'

'I'm sorry I guess, so what's your name?'

'Didn't that drunk piece of trash tell you?'

'He said your name was Alchemist but I hardly believe someone could name their child like that'

'Well.. Vampire isn't his real name either. I'm Grape and he is Grape juice but he is too drunk to even remember his name. He just started calling himself Vampire after he drank the potion' (this is a headcanon btw)

'I see.. well I should go to work now, thank you for cleaning up'

After his words he rushed into his bedroom to get ready. Alchemist didn't even got the chance to say bye. Maybe he was late and was in a hurry. Whatever it was, he seemed like a decent person compared to her brother.

(second author note I guess: i will probably continue the story with stuff me and my friend made, for example Alchemist is dating espresso idk how we came up with that but yes. Also there will be more cursed stuff so don't sue me and remember this is all a joke so don't take anything seriously)