(please don't sue me ok ty)
In the morning Herb found himself passed out on the kitchen floor with the bartender next to him. He felt weird but happy. He remembered what happened last night, and realized they don't even know each other's names or anything. He was also so confused. What happened and why did it even happen? While he was thinking, the bartender woke up too.
"How was last night?" the bartender asked in his sleepy voice. It looks like he didn't had enough. Maybe because he haven't had any pleasure for a while? Or he is tired of pleasuring himself? Whatever it was, he tried to seduce the plant boy more by winking. Herb blushed again and said nothing. They put their clothes on in awkward silence.
"So what's your name?" the bartender asked, trying to break it. "Huh? Oh, my name's Herb, what about you?" "Sparkling but friends call me pissboy, maybe because that's the special ingredient in the special drink." "What...?" Rather than finding it weird, Herb actually felt nice about it. Kinky. He didn't really know how to answer.
Another silence came. This time Herb decided to break it. "Anyway... don't you have to work now? I don't know the time but I also should go home. My plants need my love and care." "You're right" sparkling said, "Will you come back tonight? I have a lot of other things to show you ;)" "I definitely will."
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drugpiss
Fanficthis story is a joke lmao please don't take it seriously and don't come at me or my friend (we both write this). yes I know it's short but we are still working on it, also sorry for mistakes lol English isn't our first language. again please don't h...
