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Herb moves out

After Herb and Spinach's conversation, Spinach was concerned about Herb's decision. She let him move out anyway, she couldn't forgive herself and understand that her little cousin doesn't want to live with her anymore.

Herb finally moved into Sparkling's house. He had to share a room with the bartender but he didn't complain about it. Vampire was also there. He was the other roomate. Even if he was drunk all the time, he rarely bothered anyone. Mostly because he passes out often. Anyway, after some days Herb finally felt himself at home. He had a lot of fun too. Sparkling also drank a lot which lead tye plant lover to start drinking as well. Every night the three of them were heavily drunk.

Vampire couldn't sleep in piece tho. Every single night he has to listen to Sparkling's creaking bed because guess what? Two drunk horny people decided to make children in the middle of the night. As therapy Vampire used to call his sister Alchemist and tell her every single thing he hears. Poor her, she is trying to study but instead she listens to her brother talking about his drunk friends.

After months Vampire's therapy, Alchemist finally came for a visit. As soon as she went in she saw 3 drunk men passed out on the floor, 2 of them cuddling themselves. She couldn't even go to her room, there was wine everywhere. At this moment she regretted every decision she took so she can come.

(Hello people the story will become very cursed in the next chapters so it's your own choice to continue reading :) also my writing skills are very bad so it may become boring at times sorry about that shshsh anyway we are still 2 writers but the story became so cursed I have to write it in the most family friendly way possible so you don't have a stroke while reading it, anyway that's it bye for now and remember it's all a joke)