Armin: Welcome back my lovelies~! Today, I'll be following up Kawaii_Goddess' request for me to do the "Boyfriend Does My Makeup Tag". So, lets call my incompitent boyfriend...
*Phone rings*
JEAN GET YOUR HORSEY SELF OVER HERE
*Door immediately bursts open*
Jean: WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE
Armin: Shut up.. So, you're going to be doing my makeup.. Don't mess it up c:
Thanks to lovely donations from not my makeup stash, as well as stuff from RedScarf222, and Female_Titan_, I'll be able to have my boyfriend do my makeup~!
Jean: Ok, so I picked this weird container thing up.. "Foundation"? What is that, Armin?
Armin: That helps cover up shit on someone's face... Make sure to cover my ENTIRE face in it..
Jean: *sloppily smears it all over his face* Alright, so next is..... *picks up a small container of pink, glittery eyeshadow*
Eyeshadow? That seems easy... *rubs some on hand and applies it all over Armin's eyelid and some on his eyebrows*
Armin: Ok, so I'm assuming I look like a drag queen right about now... :3 Its ok though, I think later on I'll do Jean's makeup.. Not today, though..
Jean: *picks up liquid eyeliner, and smears it all over the pink* I don't think I'm doing this right... *adds a beauty mark under his eye*
Armin: *smiles while internally crying*
Jean: *smears lipstick all over and around his lips* You look like the drag queen version of The Joker...
Armin: *glares up at him* You're not supposed to tell me!! Ah, whatever :D Just finish up, and we'll actually have you pick out an outfit from the box KawaiiGoddess so sweetly sent me. THANK YOU, DEAR!!
Jean: *puts the pink eyeshadow on his cheeks* Ok, um, lemme go pick an outfit... *goes into the box and pulls out a frilly as hell pink tutu*
Armin: *still internally crying as the tutu is placed over his super cute My Chemical Romance Tshirt*
TIME FOR THE FINAL REVEAL!!!!!!
Armin: Jean.... What the actual *BLEEP*
Jean: I tried..?
Armin: And you're sleeping on the couch tonight c:
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Crack on Titan
AcakNo inspiration for the title ATTACK ON TITAN CRACK This is filled with randomness
