trump was cryinv abt not being president when a seggsy ableist child groomer walked past him "omg is that kendall jenner"
"i🇮🇪dont🎮need😰nobooooooodyyyy🙊🙈🙉as🔫long🖍as😡i🤒can☺️feel🎓the🥳beat🤪" the child groomer sang
"*gasp* its adele"
"no im sia bitch" she snapped
trump frowned
the singer softened "im sorry cutey wanna have seggz"
"ye" responed trump
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Deep-fried Oneshots
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