Naruto: Kazumi Uchiha

Pass or Fail: Survival Test

"Kazumi, wake up, please!" Sakura whispered loudly as she shook my shoulder.

"-Hm."

"Kazumi!" She whispered even louder.

"S-Sakura?" I lifted my eyes.

"Oh good, you're awake. Naruto has been driving me crazy!" She sighed.

"What did he do?" I asked.

"He's had his head out the door like that for over an hour!" She pointed. "Naruto, just sit down!"

"I don't want to." He replied. "How come our teacher's the only one that's late? I'm ready to roll. Believe it. The other group's already met their new teacher's, and took off on some adventure or something, and Iruka Sensei's gone, too."

"We know, okay?" Sakura muttered.

Naruto then started to make a lot of noise.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Sakura yelled. "Naruto!"

"That's what he gets for coming late." He giggled. "Surprise!"

"You're asking for trouble. You know you shouldn't do that." Sakura scolded him.

"Our teacher's a Jonin- an elite ninja." I commented.

"You think he'd really fall for that?" Sasuke added.

"-Yeah, Sasuke and Kazumi are right. You're so clueless, Naruto."

Our new teacher walked into the room, falling right for Naruto's trap.

"I got him! He totally fell for it!" Naruto guffawed.

"Naruto, did you really expect his ninja instincts to kick in? He came here to pick up his group, not to try and dodge a childish trick." I mumbled.

Our Sensei glanced at me when I said this, he must've heard me.

"I'm sorry, Sensei. I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen. I'd never do anything like that." Sakura whined.

"Hm, how can I put this? My first impression of this group, you're a bunch of idiots." Our Sensei stated.

He's got a point, though.

"Meet me on the rooftop, we'll discuss things from there." He continued.

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"All right, why don't you introduce yourselves one at a time?" Our Sensei suggested.

"-Introduce ourselves? Well, what are we supposed to say?" Sakura questioned.

"Things you like. Things you hate. Dreams for the future. Hobbies. Things like that." He replied.

"Why don't you tell us stuff first? I mean, before we talk, tell us about you, so we can see how it's supposed to work." Naruto insisted.

"Me? I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate- I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future- never really thought about it. As for my hobbies- I have lots of hobbies." Kakashi responded.

"That was totally useless. All he really told us was his name." Sakura whispered.

Naruto nodded in agreement.

"-Okay, your turn. You on the right, you first."

"Believe it. I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I like instant ramen in a cup, and I really like the ramen Iruka Sensei and Kazumi got me at the Ichiraku Noodle Shop. But I hate the three minutes you have to wait after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them. And my future dream is to be the greatest Hokage. Then the whole village will stop disrespecting me and start treating me like I'm somebody- somebody important." Naruto beamed.