———— YOU'D THINK HE WON THE LOTTERY.kageyama woke up to his phone buzzing every millisecond, groaning as he lazily grabbed it and winced at how bright the screen was, his eyes taking a moment to adjust before looking at all his damn notifications. he let out a huff when he found the source; of course it was the group chat.
🏆 thee ohlihmpeeahns 🏆
hinata
kageyama where tf are you
did you come home last nightatsumu
what if he's deadyaku
he's not dead stupidatsumu
and how would you knowushijima
i'm sure he's finehinata
well it'd be nice if he aNSWEREDbokuto
KAGEYAMA
WHERE ARE YOU
SOSOSOSOSOSOSOS
FUCK HE STOPPED SHARING HIS LOCATIONiwaizumi
thanks for blowing up my phone during
my meeting you assholesbokuto
KAGEYAMA MIGHT BE DEAD AND THATS UR
CONCERN?????????hinata
you all are horrible peoplearan
guys he's probably fine
he took [y/n] home last night rememberkuroo
.........bokuto
.........iwaizumi
..........suna
.........hinata
😐atsumu
.... r u deadassaran
????
you were all literally there when it happenedushijima
i will now be muting this chatkuroo
WHAT THE FUCKSJSHAUFJSHJFbokuto
crying and throwing upiwaizumi
ayo where the FUCK is hebokuto
YOU ARE READING
body ✁ haikyuu
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