He starts driving.
"Where'd your shirt go and why are your pants dripping?"
"I jumped from a 3rd story patio into a pool."
He slams on the breaks and looks at me.
"What why?!"
"Okay please keep driving and don't stop until we are 16 states away please."
I smile sarcastically at him and he continues driving.
"Why?"
"Because they were talking crazy. Like stuff you'd think is crazy but stuff I think is real."
He gasps.
"Are they Megalodons?"
"Shut the fuck up."
He starts laughing.
"And they are still alive by the way. We've what? Discovered like 5 percent of the ocean if that and scientists think they can just say oop well they're all extinct. I call fucking dumb ass bullshit."
"Man you really hate some scientists don't you?"
"You have no fucking idea."
"Why didn't you just run through the house instead of a pool then the woods?"
"Because I heard these two guys talling weird. Adam, they were talking about alphas and how I'm the alphas mate and I don't know what to do!!"
"But you believe in all that stuff."
"SO?!"
"So you should think of it as cool."
"Did you hear what I said? They said I was the alphas mate, that means soulmates."
"So you found your soulmate in highschool."
"Bro what if he's like 40."
"Then you get a DILF it'll all be okay."
"But soulmate. I don't want a soulmate, what if he wants to kill me?"
"Then would he take you to his home after a party?"
"...I don't know."
"Where did you go last night? I heard you were dancing with some guy then suddenly you both disappeared."
"I don't know. I remember dancing, I remember drinking so much, and then I remember puking."
"Nothing more?"
"Other then waking up and jumping off a 3rd story patio then running god knows how many miles without puking. No."
"Wow you're moody."
"Please just drive, my head hurts so bad."
"Right, look in the back seat?"
I look back and see a bottle of advil and a almost completely frozen water bottle. I grab both and put 2 of the pills in my mouth then get as much out of the water bottle as I can. I swallow the pill then put my seat all the way back.
"I feel like puking."
"Do you need me to pull over?"
"No. I don't lile throwing up outside, I don't want no animals eating my stomach contents and getting sick."
"I never thought of it that way."
I grumble.
"I'm never going anywhere with you again."
"You're the one who disappeared."
"You're the one who left me alone."
"Fair point."
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His Bad Boy Werewolf (BxB) (DISCONTINUED)
WerewolfOliver is a lore freak. Anything that could have ever been alive, he believes exists. Ghosts, Wendigos, werewolves, megalodon sharks. Everything. He moves to a new town, starts at a new school, meets a new friend, and catches the popular bad boys a...