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edited: 06/28/17

KJD

     I gasped for air as someone slapped my cheek. The first I saw instead of the ceiling above me was Umin. "Oh, you're awake." he grinned, taking a bite of his precious steamed buns. I looked at my wristwatch, it's already 11 o'clock in the morning. I was about to say something when I felt something inside my mouth.  Fuck, there's also something inside my nose. When I pulled them out, I was surprised to see big chunks of steamed buns. Now why would there be steamed buns...

     "Umin!" I chased him in circles and that was when reality hit me.

      Kris hyung and the others had left me here up in the rooftop, with the sun kissing my skin. Goddammit! Those traitors! "Umin! You almost killed me back there!" I yelled while chasing Umin down. I almost slipped to death when I stepped into a pororo shirt. I bet fifty bucks that this shirt is Jongin's.

     When we reached the dining room, all of them were staring at me like I was some kind of criminal. "Oh, you're awake. Come, let's eat." Junmyeon hyung gestured me to come.

       "Where are Chanyeol's parents?"

      "They already left, hyung." Sehun mumbled through his cereal bowl. Why the fuck is his face dipped down on his bowl full of milk?

       "Where's Chanyeol and Bacon?"

      "Chanyeol hyung's room. Still probably fucking each other." Jongin giggled, making Kyungie flustered and slapping his arm. Take that, you perverted charcoal.

      I was about to eat my sausage when Kris hyung spoke, "Jongdae, go get those two out from their cavern."

      And as if on cue, Bacon was giving Chanyeol a piggyback when he went down the stairs. What bullshit is Chanyeol trying to pull? Doesn't he realize that he's way too damn tall and heavy for Bacon?

       "Yo, stop torturing Bacon." Kris hyung shook his head, pouring syrup on his pancake.

       "Nooo, Yeollie wants piggyback. Baconnieeee, Kwis hyung ish bad."

      All of us were left dumbfounded.

      "Seriously, hyung? Baby talking? Oh please." Sehun rolled his eyes, opening his mouth so Lulu can fly the fork into his mouth. "Can you please stop?" Junmyeon hyung has his hands on his waist, like a mother scolding her child. "Nooo! I heyt all of chu! Baconnie, hugg pwease?" Chanyeol whined as Bacon placed him down on the couch.

       I saw Kris hyung roll his eyes at them. "Maybe Chanyeol hyung caught that sickness. Y'know, that woohoo something." Jongin laughed, making us frozen in place. Wait...

     "Did something happen between you and Chanyeol?!" we all asked in unison as Bacon blushed, nodding his head.

       "The damage has been done." Sehun giggled. "Goodbye, Chanyeol's virginity." Kris hyung smirked, clapping his hands like Chanyeol has won some kind of an award. It was a good 10 minute watching Chanyeol doing stupid things. He swam on the floor as he was flailing is limbs around, he slid down the staircase using the carpet, and he ate the dog's food; those tiny brown balls of something that looks like a goat's shit.

     "Ugh, my head hurts." Chanyeol groaned, massaging his head. We are all gathered around his living room, watching some horror movie. "You're finally in sane now." Kris hyung lazily said, reaching for the popcorn from a crying Taozi's lap.

       "What happened? Why are you all still here?" Chanyeol asked, sitting beside a sleeping Bacon.

     "Sleepover later."