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by iiSTARiiRAii

edited: 06/26/17

"Wow, that was wicked." Kris hyung nodded his head as he throws in some fries on his mouth.

I told them what craziness they had pulled in front of me last night. That Kris hyung twerked, Jongin impossibly dug a hole on the concrete road, Junmyeon hyung climbed on top of a coconut tree and cried as he can't come down, Sehun laughed his ass off as he watched an ant carrying a crumble of his chips, and Jongdae was shouting at himself for being so perfectly perfect. I took a video for proof and for future blackmail. I also told them about TaeByun and the Wohoo Sangtae thing.

"A pretty girl wandering around on that forest? Are you sure about that?" Sehun asked, his brow arching. "Yeah, look at what she gave me." I pulled out the book from my backpack and all of them five started fighting to look at it first. Seriously? It's not like their first time to see a 18+ book.

"She's amazing, man!" Jongdae slapped my thigh as he reads the book. "I guess you haven't done it with Bacon yet, am I right?" Kris hyung grinned at me, making me flustered. "W-We..." I stuttered. "Oh my glob, you haven't done it with Bacon?!" Jongdae roared. "Even Lulu and I already did it, thrice!" Sehun casually said, munching his pizza.

"Whatever." I just shut myself up as I know that they won't stop teasing me if I answer their further questions. Yes, I'll admit that I sometimes think of banging Bacon and it can wait. I will wait. But if he keeps on doing those surprising things like kissing me on my lips, showing his thighs intentionally, or moaning while he's sleeping then I don't know what I'd do to him.

"I didn't know that you'd get a boner by just talking about Bacon." Junmyeon hyung snickered, pointing at my crotch. Boner? I hesitantly looked down, Ugh!

"Fuck it. Im'ma get rid of this real quick." I hurriedly jogged towards the bathroom. We only have five more minutes left before our next class starts. I heard them laughing their asses off as I leave them there. Damn it, those perverted idiots!

I am here, comfortably sitting down on Jongdae's bed. I wanted to borrow one of his books for our project since he has already finished doing his.

"Cracker?" Umin, who is laying down on my lap, held out a cracker in front of my face. His mouth is full of crackers as he stares at me with those chubby cheeks of his. He's so cute, he looks just like a hamster.

Oh wait, he used to be a hamster.

"Thanks." I took the cracker from his hand and ate it. "Dude." Jongdae threw the book beside me. "I am surprise you ain't going broke with this eating machine of yours." I laughed, stuffing the book inside my bag. He just shrugged, "You know that my parents own a bakery shop so no worries."

When I opened the door of my room, I saw Bacon watching...

"What the heck?!" Fuck, how did he find the stacks of porn dvds on top of my cabinet?!