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I know your probably mad at me for not posting anything for the past few days. I understand that.

I'll make it up to you...

Give me 3 days. I will write the 7 final chapters- long ( I hope) - to make it up to you. Can you wait? Plz?

Tell me in the comments of you want me to post them all at once or not. Okay? Okay.
Also, when I am done with the book, I will be in the editing process so sam vs the revengers will not be out until April 18.

ADVERTISMENT
Girl 1: goodbye america and hello, New York!😄
Guy: you do know New York is in America, right?😒

Are you tired of being the smart one? Are you tired of peoples dumb ideas and thoughts?

Well, too bad. I got nothing for you.

But you can become stupid to avoid getting cheesed off at them.

TRY THE blond wig.( no offense to blondes...) you'll still be smarter, but you won't be annoyed.

Dumb Girl: did you know money comes from paper?Omg paper comes from trees!
Guy with a blond wig: yea. I just GOT to get a tree. All I need to do, is cut the tree in half and POP! A Whole lot of money will be on the inside! I'll be richer than Rich Michealson. He is like, totes rich.
Dumb girl: how do you know?
Guy with a blond wig: he must be rich if RICH is his name.
Dumb girl: you are so smart! That is real logic right there.

You also can get ladies if your a guy. Everyone likes the dumb-cute types, right? Am I right?

You can purchase the blond wig for 100,000,000,000,009,000,909,009, at 987-675-0073 (don't actually call the number, cause it's not mine at all it just random.)

Don't worry, you can get the money if you get a money tree. 😉

Blond wigs. At least you won't annoyed!

ADVERTISMENT over

Ok this should plz you. For now....

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