omegle:: hood

nine

you're chatting with a complete stranger. say hi!
you both like ilovepoopunicorns.

me: we should really come up with a new tag...

me: ilovepoopunicorns ....

stranger: i didn't come up with that,,,, js...

me: js??

stranger: just saying...!

me: ooh

me: makes sense

stranger: lol

me: anyways..,.

stranger: hmm

me: how about, ilovecalumhood ? :D

stranger: no.

me: but why :(

stranger: i just think that if we keep it, we can have #memories

stranger: ya know?

me: #tru

stranger: lololololol

me: why did the cat go to minnesota?

stranger: what

me: you have to say, 'idk, why calum?'

stranger: idk, why cal?

me: bc he wanted to get a mini soda!!

me: ba dum tss.

stranger: i actually laughed,.,,,,

me: wait wait

me: i have another one!!

stranger: throw it at me

me: what did the policeman say to his tummy?

stranger: "tummy" lol

me: no. he said, you're under a vest!

stranger: omg

me: that was a good huh?;D

stranger: by far, my favorite

me: im so funny :')

stranger: not really:/

me: are you funnier than me?

stranger: eh, probably.

me: throw me a joke belle

stranger: alright

stranger: what does the clock do when it's hungry?

me: what does it do belle?

stranger: it goes back four seconds !!

stranger: :'D

me: huh?

stranger: don't you get it ?

i let out a sarcastic scoff, even though i know she can't hear or see me. im not going to let her know that i don't know it! that would make me seem lame.

me: of course i do

me: he goes back four seconds to the time when he wasn't hungry

stranger: LOL

me: what

stranger: umm no

stranger typing...

my heart started to beat really fast. i messed up, shit.

stranger: he goes back for seconds. as in, to get more food.....

me: right!!

me: that's what i meant!

stranger: mhm sure

stranger: ya cutie

i felt me cheeks heat up. she has this affect on me even though she's not saying it directly to my face.

me: haha..where'd you learn that one from?

stranger: my boyfriend

my heart dropped. i had to reread that a couple of times to make sure that i wasn't seeing things.

me: you have a boyfriend?

stranger: yeah, why?

me: you just didn't tell me you had one..

stranger: i didn't think it was important to tell you

me: oh.

me: i have to go.

me: bye.

you have disconnected.

AWW POOR CAL:( ps, leave some comments of what you think!:)