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thirty

"shut up, you're giving me a headache!" i say loudly.

"the itsy bitsy spider..."

"do you wanna die michael?"

"not really, no." the annoying blonde said, his hands behind his head.

"then shut the fuck up!"

"gee, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed."

"mi-"

"okay guys, calm down." ashton said quickly beside me.

"we shouldn't have let them sit next to each other." luke said shaking his head from the passengers seat.

i looked at michael, who was sitting next to me.

yeah, he's one of my closest buddies, but he gets on my nerves sometimes and i just don't know control myself from saying stupid things.

i roll my eyes as he sticks his tongue out at me.

belle💞: what's black and white, black and white, black and white?

oh great, another joke.

me: a zebra?

belle💞: NOOPE

belle💞: a nun falling down the stairs

me: HAHAHAHAHAHA

me: that was actually funny

belle💞: are you implying that my other jokes were bad? ??!

me: whaat??! noo

belle💞: -.-

"hey ashton."

"what cal?" he says, not opening his eyes.

"you wanna hear a joke?" i ask, smiling.

he opens his eyes, looking at me. "uh, sure."

"okay. what's black and white, black and white, black and white?"

"a zebra." michael says confidently.

"no. a nun falling down the stairs!" i say laughing.

ashton breaks out into a fit of giggles while michael and luke just stare at me.

"ah, poor nun!" ash says slapping his knee. "poor, poor nun."

"is that supposed to be an anti joke?" luke asks.

"i guess so." i shrug.

belle💞: hellllooo??

belle💞: are you ignoring me???!

belle💞: y r u ignoring mi?!:(

belle💞: i THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT CAL

me: cutie

"cutie." michael mimics with a smirk, causing me to go bright red.

"shut up." i murmur, looking back down at my phone.

he pushes my side playfully, "you gotta tell her soon. it's better now than never."

mikey's so cute.
tell me what you think! (ps, this was just a sucky filler chapter.)
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