57. Making him buy a fake femine product + Prank chapter

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hello :) i hope everyone has been doing well <3

read the note at the end of the chapter i want to make a deal w you all 😚

okay so the person who requested the prank chapter gave me lots of ideas but i could only do 3 bc i felt like my first draft was so repetitive and so i ended up w this, still i hope you like cause i loved writing it LOLOL
requested by: @BkDkislife1313 & @KookieCatt1

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"We'll be back in a few!" I shouted at my friends as me and Katsuki head out the dorms to go to the store. "I love them but it's kind of refreshing just being us two" I commented and grabbed his hand.

He intertwined our fingers.

"Agreed" He said "What are we getting again, witch?"
"More snacks and this a pinkity absorbing pad 3000" I answered
He looked at me with a questioning look "What the fuck is that?"
"What?"
"That pink 3000 thing?"
I tried not to laugh, "You mean the pinkity absorbing pad 3000?"
"Yeah that, why is the name so damn long that's bad for business" He clicked his tongue
"It's a girl thing Mina told me to try it" I explained "I find the name really catchy and interesting, don't you?"
"Indifferent"

He doesn't have a clue... Oh Katsuki, look at you. Not a single thought behind those eyes huh. Anyway, we walked for awhile until we finally reached our stop and now it was time to activate my plan.

"Babe I have to pee can you ask if they have anymore of those pinkity absorbing pad 3000s? Mina said they go out fast" I said as I came up with a lie
His eyes widened "Wha— No, Ill wait for you here—"
"Please Katsuki, what if they're gone while im peeing" I pleaded until he finally agreed

I pretended to go to the bathroom but instead I followed him closely but not too close so he wouldn't see me. When he made it to the womens aisle he started looking for whatever I told him to look for. It took him awhile before texting me. Good thing I put my phone on silence so you couldn't hear an alert.

katsudon 🤤💖
i can't find what you're looking for and what's taking you so damn long >:/

me
there was a line 🙄 make sure you ask someone!!

I heard him groan from the aisle he was at.

katsudon 🤤💖
what's that thing called 😑

me
the pinkity absorbing pad 3000

"Umm excuse me" I hear him say

I peak by the corner and see him talking to an older lady who was an employee.

"Yes? Do you need help finding anything?"
"Im looking for..." He looks down at his phone "A pinkity absorbing pad 3000?"
The lady has a confused look on her face, "Can you say it again? Maybe I didn't hear you right"
"A pinkity absorbing pad 3000?"

I could tell he was regretting all of his life choices right now.

"Is this prank young man?" The lady folded her arms
"Eh? I don't play pranks lady! My girlfriend sent me this—" he cut himself off in realization

I wanted to laugh but I knew I was in trouble now. So I just made myself appear.

"Hey Katsuki did you—"
"Oi witch! You're gonna pay for that!" He shouted cutting me off
I just let out a laugh "Im sorry but it was a new tiktok trend and I wanted to try it, I won't do that ever again"
"Tsk I don't know about ever but you'll still pay" He grumbled as we walked away from the lady and the womens isle
"Fine, I'll pay for whatever you want right now" I say but he grins
"Im not talking about that kind of pay witch"
I chuckled "You want a fight when we get back to school?"
"You know me so well, I'll kick your ass" He commented

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