Insanity

Chapter 2- Tsukihito

Stein and I were conducting a very dangerous experiment. We were going to turn a meister into a weapon. Guinea Pig--ding ding ding!--Me.

The first one didn't go so well. He split me into two halves. One male, one female. The male we named Tsukihito.

"I don't think that worked too well." Stein muttered.

"You think?" I said scarcastically. I was a guy for awhile because my girly side had been put into the Tsubame part of my personality. Tsukihito was my normal side. So i'm stuck as a dude for awhile.

"We need to hunt down Tsuabme." Stein said.

"Nope, totally did not think of that." I replied sarcastically once again.

"Don't argue with me and go hut down yourself." Stein said with a completely straight face.

"I guess when I find Tsubame I can say. I finally found myself." I said walking out the door.

I ran all over Death City looking for my other half. Just letting you know, It's totally friking wird being a guy.

I finally found me trying on dresses at a store. I looked at Tsubame with great annoyance as she twirled round and round in a pink dress with bows and laces and everything you could imagine. And her boobs did not look asymmetrical. (Don't ask. One time Kid told me my boobs were asymmetrical. It was awkward. Let's just say I wouldn't show my face in the local cafe for a few weeks afterwards.)

I picked myself up, stuffed her back in her original clothes and carried her home like a sack of potatoes. She was really angry when I sat her on the purple couch in Stein's lab.

He merged us back and I was back to my old self. i'm gonna say it again. My boobs are not asymmetrical, if they are it's not that noticeable. Thank you Death The Kid.

"Let's try a different approach." Stein said standing up, "Let' try tomorrow. Good night."

I walked upstairs and lay down on my bed. I needed sleep. Badly. I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.