Deku: HOLY SHIT ITS HAWKS
IcyGay: WHAT THE FUCK?!
FeralChihuahua: HOW DID YOU LAND THE NUMBER TWO HERO?!
Hawks: Hello hello hello!
Hawks: Dabs, what is this? Why'd you add me?
IcyBi: The tea spilling required him to
FlamingGay: They're family and who I presume to be close friends of my youngest brother. They can be trusted
FeralChihuahua: I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH ICY HOT
IcyGay: Yes you are
Deku: Yes you are
Hawks: Okie, gimme a sec to backread and catch myself up
IcyBi: While he's doing that, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, TOUYA!!
FlamingGay: It's Dabi ... though I'm not sure if I'm going to stick with that
IcyBi: Understandable
IcyBi: NOW SPILL THE TEA
FlamingGay: Well, Hawks came to the League, claiming he wants to join us. It took some convincing, but Shigaraki eventually allowed it. I was skeptic. Pretty sure he meant to spy on us. But he actually started sympathizing with us and he agrees that the hero society is fucked. So he started helping us figure out a way to fix hero society without fucking up the innocent lives
Deku: Quirk society as a whole is fucked up. That's also why I want to be a hero. To try to improve it
FlamingGay: This kid gets it
IcyGay: I wouldn't know for sure. I don't get out much
IcyBi: We have Endeav-whore to blame for that
FlamingGay: Ew, the flaming trash bag
IcyGay: Please come home. We miss you
FlamingGay: Not yet. I need to wait for the perfect opportunity
IcyGay: And when will that be?
FlamingGay: When I figure out the perfect way to scar him as much as he scared all of us combined
IcyBi: All the more reason for you to come home! We can help!
FlamingGay: So ... are you just gonna hide me???
IcyGay: We can
FlamingGay: Wait-
FlamingGay: WHAT IF I HID THERE, WAITED A FEW MONTHS, AND WATCH THE LOOK OF TERROR ON HIS FACE WHEN I REVEAL HOW LONG I'D BEEN THERE?!
IcyBi: GENIUS!!
Hawks: OKAY
Hawks: I'm caught up now
Hawks: Staying on topic, THAT IS GENIUS
Hawks: It'll also give me another reason to crash at Endeavor's place every now and then. One, because it annoys him. Two, I can check in on Dabs! :D
FlamingGay: It's official. I'm in
FlamingGay: Better let the League know
Hawks: Okay
Hawks: Moving on
Hawks: So y'all are at the crushing stage rn?
IcyGay: Seems so
Hawks: Fuyumi. I crash Endeavor's agency quite a bit to annoy him. If you want, I can snag Burnin's number
IcyLesbian: You'd do that?
Hawks: Of course!
Hawks: Natsuo, nice to know my intern isn't the only one who has a crush on a Kuroiro
IcyGay: Your intern? Tokoyami?
Hawks: Oh yeah. Kid never shuts up about him. But when I ask if he likes him, he always objects and claims he doesn't
Hawks: But I know that look in his eye. I have it myself when I talk about Dabs. The kid's smitten
Hawks: Wait, can I add him?
IcyGay: Sure
Hawks has added Fumikage to the chat
Fumikage: What nonsense have you roped me into now?
Hawks: Backread
Fumikage:
Fumikage: HAWKS I SWEAR TO SATAN-
IcyGay: There's nothing wrong with having a crush Tokoyami
Fumikage: It's not a crush. A being such as myself is incapable of feeling any sort of attraction be it romantic or sexual
FeralChihuahua: Just say you're aro/ace Edgar Allen Crow
Deku: That's not always the case, Tokoyami. How do you feel around Kuroiro?
Fumikage: Well, I find myself happier than usual if you must now, yet also slightly nervous. My stomach flutters and I feel like my face gets warm
IcyBi: Yep, that's love
Fumikage:
Fumikage: God ... damn it....
FlamingGay: LMAO me when I found out I had a crush on Kei
Hawks: HEY
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