Poetic Attempts

FiveDollarDo

FiveDollarDo

She said to get a new haircut

I said, "Not in a million years."

She huffed in frustration

And I, indignation

But the irritation still very clear

After a period of silence

She finally let out a sigh

"What if I pay you

To change that dumb hairdo?"

So my ears perked at the slight

"How much?" I asked in consideration

She responded, "Five whole bills."

I let out a shrug

And with a giant tug

I was pulled into a barber's field

They chopped away my glorious locks

Leaving justice a little to spare

They gelled it up front

As I let out a grunt

Followed by a fed up, "There!"

So sure, I got my money

But also this crazy do

So with the teasing

And all the mocking cheesing

I've accepting my life is through

[to Connor's post beiber haircut]