Vampire Love is Crazy *LBGT Friendly*

Chapter 3- Plotting

                Here goes nothing. I walk towards the front door to find miss reliable aka June outside waiting for me in her tiny little pink convertible. Gosh did I hate little cars, unless it has four overlapping rings in the front. Back to the subject at hand, June. She is the picture perfect blond hair blue-eyed ms society. Every guy wanted her and she counted calories like she was a mathematician. Any sigh of cellulite and she would purge till she could see her bone. She only wore what was in season and you would never catch her without makeup. She made my stomach turn yet she was the best that I had, and a vital part of my scheme. Her drive for being perfect at any task that came her way was a quality that I would use for my biding.

“Well, well, well, look at you! You look like a naughty teacher I just want to spank” June says. “So posh yet so slutty I just love it!!

“Thanks Junie! Awesome top when did you get it?” I said as I slipped into the front seat of the car.

“Dad got for in a little boutique in Germany” June says.

I wish he would left it. “That's awesome. So are you ready to finish off the snit?” I say.

“You betcha. Today is the day we end this” June says with the determination of mother bear protecting her cubs.

“Ha true” I say.

BZZZZZ.

"Are you going to answer that it’s been going off since you got in the car?" June ask.

"No I dont want to" I say

“Anyway she stole what was mine. Time to show her what she really got” Junes says eagerly.

Wacko. You can’t' steal what was already gone. But yet pure ruthlessness.  Gotta love it.

                The snit a.k.a Yolonda Unira. A brown hair, green-eyed Brazilian bombshell, every woman's enemy. She was smart, athletic and a future congressman of tomorrow. The total package except she always lost to me. My hatred for her is a side effect of our constant battle for number one.

                It all started with our mothers. Well before our mothers, but I did not know this now. A rivalry passed down to us since we were in diapers. Our mom's used to be best friends until the local newspaper launched “The Cutest Baby in Greenacres” contest. Of course both of them being new moms and total perfectionist they entered us. It came down to me and Yolonda going toe-to-toe for the 1st prize.

                Our parents met backstage before the final showdown and found out that the competition was not just some pushy pageant mom, but their best friend. They attempted to come to an impasse, needless to say neither backed down or wanted to reason. And I won. And the competing has not stopped since. And I had been on top till junior year, till the whore slashed my tires right before varsity squad captain tryouts. Without saying she became captain and I became second in command thanks to me arriving 20 min after tryouts was over.

                This did not sit well with me. I'm number uno, not her. That made Jo surface, and that was the beginning of his reign of terror. My reign of terror? Whoever the fucks reign it was, it was not anything good for Ms. Unira.

                June hated her for another reason. She stole the love of her life. Jerry Thompson, greenacres very own badboy. His parents used to be traveling photographers for a research group. Volcanoes, underwater ocean caves, hidden villages in the rainforest. When he was 12 they died of an overdose in a swingers club in 'the city that never sleeps'. In the end he inherited a shitload of money, but he was too young to get it all. So his good for nothing Uncle was assigned as caregiver till Jerry turned 18.