Vampire Love is Crazy *LBGT Friendly*

Chapter 6- Weird is Not Enough

Me and T are driving down the road. It’s really dark out but the moon is shining bright. He tried to talk to me but I was too nervous speak. Every time I tried to speak I felt as If I had a frog in my throat. We had been driving for about 2 hours when he pulls over into an empty clearing.

“Why are we stopping?” I ask as I look at T. His face looks hard and twisted in pain a little. He slowly looks up at me and just stares at me for a moment.

“There is something I think we need to talk about.” He says with a very serious look on his face. I wonder what it is. I instantly fell nervous.

“Ok. So what is it?” I ask curious and shocked.

“Well it’s kind of hard to explain but I can show you if you want me too.” He says looking distant and nervous. T rarely gets nervous so this is freaking me out a little.

“What do mean show me?” I ask expecting him to pull out his phone and or his laptop.

“I’m sorry he says, but this the only way I can do this. Forgive me” He says staring at me.

“Forgive you for wha-?” I start to say when his eyes glaze over and he opens his mouth wide. He has fangs! Fucking fangs! Before I could blink he snatchs me and sinks his teeth in my neck. Oh my god it so bad. Then a warm feeling takes over me and I start to feel dizzy. My boyfriend is a vampire!

Freaked doesn’t even describe what I am right now. But boy does it gets worse. I fill as if I’m being transported to an entire different place. I see the days cycling, the landscape changing, rewinding in time. I end up in room made of stone, covered in rich tapestries, gilded walls, hand paintings and candles lining the walls illuminating the room. I see a group of people surrounding a huge wooden covered in food candles and wine. And people dressed in elegant gowns having a heated discussion. Wait a minute. It looks like my mom and dad. Aunt Margie!! What is going on here?  OMG T and his father! This cannot be real. It just can’t. There speaking soon becomes audible and the conversation that follows changes me forever. Well other than the fact I just found out my boyfriend is a vampire.

“This is the arrangement and nothing else will satisfy me!” screams T’s father as he stands to hover over my father.

“How can you demand something so cruel? My indiscretions should not punish my wife!” Dad screams back while standing and meeting T’s father gaze. “Lord Barnaby you must choose something else. I implore you.” Lord? As in a king? This is getting weirder by the second.

“Your actions have caused the death of my spouse. And my unborn child. I think it is fair and a lot less cruel than I would order.” Says T standing and looking stern. What! Spouse? Unborn child? Wait a prince! Hot damn I boned a prince. Wait concentrate James

After this has been said all the men retake their seats. Mom looks absolutely distraught. Aunt Margie has a stoned face. The only time it has moved is when she inhale’s her pipe. How long as this lady been smoking?

“So do we all agree that this is the best and most fair option considering the severity of the situation?” T’s father asks while looking around the table. Everyone nods in unison. He then stands and turns to Aunt Margie.

He says, “Let this degree be written and carried out today. I King Barnaby, vampire lord, declare that my heir, Theodore Barnaby loss be rectified by the punishment of General Lariy, woodnyphm and his wife Lady Jessica, siren. The punishment will be cared out my Duchess Margaret, High Witch. A spell is place by the duchess that will prevent the General and his wife from consorting with any female or conceiving a child for the next 500 years. And during this time all property or wealth procured at this time will belong to me. After this time frame if they are still able to conceive, they will be under my service until my heir, Prince Theodore, finds a spouse to wed.” T father then takes a seat.