Funky Kong X Daisy: A Mario Fanfiction
Chapter 1: Competitive Love
The other funky x daisy story was shit so i made it better, by shitposting it on here too. Lol
" FUCK!" Funky said as he looked at the broken airplane in anger.
"Whats wrong? " Shouted Diddy from far away.
" MY SHIT BROKE!! NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ACROSS TO DONKEY KONGS HOUSE?" Screamed Funky Kong.
"You can always repair it"
Funky Kong shot up in to the air,"REPAAIIRR??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
Funky Kong's barrel plane was to broken down to fix, and the 2 kongs remained on the beach for a while.
A little time past while Funky tried to fix his barrel plane, and Mario, Daisy, and Luigi showed up to have fun at the beach.
Funky looked over and saw Daisy, he couldnt take his eyes off of her.
"Funky? Funky Kong are you good!"
Diddy poked Funky a little bit before he snapped back into reality.
"Spaced out are we?"
Funky blushed with an angry look on his face.
Diddy Kong laughed his ass off while Funky Kong tried to not look at Daisy's cute face from the other side of the island.
"You have feelings for her don't you?" Diddy asked as he continued laughing on the ground.
Funky blushed even more and grudgingly looked away.
"I-I don't know, she is cute"
"FINE! You have a crush on Daisy, thats fine. But remember she is still your rival, so don't fall for her"
Diddy knelt down to give Funky a hand up before telling him to go to his own house and relax for a while.
Diddy then walked back to Funky Kong's house, and the 2 Kongs shared a look before Diddy told Funky he would be over in about 5 minutes.
Funky tried to walk back to his own house but he became too distracted with Daisy's awesome eyes and cute face.
"Where are you going? " Asked Diddy.
"I wanna get Daisy" said Funky while he pulled his barrel plane's propeller.
Diddy turned around in disbelief before yelling,
"OH YEAH? BITCHIN BIG GUY"
"Cuz, I really like her, and she seems like she likes me too"
"Hm?"
"Yea, I know it sounds weird, but we just had a really strong connection during the events of Castaway Islands"
"What events?
"BITCH DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE CASTAWAY ISLANDS? You and 11 others raced there for a gold medal!!" Diddy yelled.
"FUNKY KONG!"
Diddy ran over to Funky Kong to see that he was on the ground and nose bled on the concrete
"Dammit Funky Kong, I thought you were better than this" Diddy Kong sighed as he dragged the larger ape into the house and kicked him in a brown wooden trashcan.
"You got a kiss from Daisy, didn't you?" Diddy kong tried not to laugh again.
Funky grumbled and blushed harder.
"She's cute, I can't help it, she may be a tryhard in Mariokart like me, but she's cute."
Diddy rolled his eyes, "I suppose you can't help it, I mean look at you. You're too busy letting women throw themselves at you to even defend yourself!"
Diddy walked back into the living room and sat down with Daisy and Mario. He explained the 'Mariokart events' that were happening in a couple days, he also explained how Funky, the HOTTEST, Male Mario character, has a HARD crush on Daisy.
Funky made a loud raspberry noise as he crossed his arms in disbelief.
Funky watched Diddy make a mockery out of Him from the out of reach trashcan, and Daisy put her hands over her face after hearing that Funy Kong likes her.
Funky whispered to him self angrily and wanted to kick Diddy's ass afterwards if she starts showin off.
"Oh my god! Diddy you're not serious."
"Yep, he likes you, Daisy" Diddy looked over at Funky in the trashcan and giggled a bit before walking over to him.
"Dammit diddy, I dont want her to know that!" Funky hopped out of the trashcan only to be yeeted against the wall with everyone watching.
Diddy, Daisy, and Mario laughed and Funky had a banana peel on his red bandana.
"Hey pretty boy" Daisy walked over to Funky Kong.
Funky Kong blushed Super Hard infront of Daisy's cute face.
Daisy crawled over Funky Kong and kissed him.
Diddy and Mario squealed and laughed while Daisy and Funky Kong made out in the corner of the kitchen.
"I think I'm in love" Daisy whispered with a grin on her face.
Funky glared at Daisy as Diddy and Mario smirked.
"You guys are immature"
Funky glared at Diddy and Mario, he knew they were still laughing a little bit.
Daisy whispered in his ear," I love you"
Funky spung up and blushed hard while his eyes wideopen which were behind his futuristic glasses.
Diddy Kong fell over laughing and Mario grabbed on to a wooden dk chair and laughed his ass off.
"You guys know that the Mariokart Wii Tournament is tomorrow right?" Yelled Diddy continuing to laugh.
"Ummm" Funky Kong had 0 chance winning, even if he had his Flame Runner motorcycle unless he kicked everyone off the course with his feet by doing tricks.
Mario knew Funky Kong was going to lose the tournament cause he took a break from MarioKart Wii.
"I forgot! It's a 2v2v2v2v2v2, oooohh Funky Kong!!!" Diddy teased.
"Ugh, you get on my last nerve sometimes" Funky Kong blushed.
"Lets just get ready for the tourney already!!" Mario yelled as he got his mach bike from the corner of the dk living room.
"Fine since you wanna rush us!!!" Diddy Kong walked over to the changing shits to get changed into his normal outfit.
Mario and Diddy got on to thier vehicles and drove off to the practice rink where everyone else was to practice for the tourney. Funky Kong and Daisy were right behind them.
