Eddsworld 2.0

oof

(I know I should be writing the story and I'm almost done with that but here's a white blood cell x Cell A one shot)

Cell A: Hey CB, you've been acting differently lately, ever since you met Cell V in the nasal cavity you have become more aggressive and touchy towards everyone.
Cell B: I have no idea what you're talking about. I'm perfectly fine, I know you just lost your special someone last march and because of that, you've become jealous that I've become popular with cells other than you.
Cell A: No..no...that's not what I'm saying at all! You've been looking so sickly ever since you met cell V! And you did not become popular, cells are just so scared of the way you are acting to say anything. Then they come complaining to me after that you and your "boo-thing" are so persistent in hanging out with them, that they don't feel safe around you, maybe you should leave her since it's obvious that she's only doing you harm.
Cell B: I might have known you since we were daughter cells but I can BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THIS ABOUT THE CELL I LOVE!
Cell A: DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? SHE NOT A CELL SHE'S LIKE A PARASITE, ACTUALLY NO SHE'S A VIRUS, SHE CAN'T LOVE, SHE CAN'T EVEN REPRODUCE ON HER OWN, SHE'S JUST USING YOU, NOW PLEASE LISTEN TO ME I CARE ABOUT YOU I DON'T WANT YOU GETTING HURT. YOU'RE GETTING WORSE AND WORSE BY THE DAY!
Cell B: I don't think you are important enough to listen to you.
Cell A: W-wait what are you saying
Cell B: CA I don't want you talking to me anymore. You are controlling and toxic and you are wrong about Cell V. She may be a little cold but she is still one of us.
Cell A: CB you are being irrational you don't really mean it.
Cell B: I do, and if you don't plan on changing we are done.
Cell A: wait please we can talk about this...
Cell B leaves the scene
5 days later
White Blood Cell: CA have you had any contact with CB recently?
Cell A: Indeed I have, but we are no longer on speaking terms. why, did something happen to him?
White Blood Cell: I know how close you guys were, so I'm sorry to inform you that he has exploded in the digestive tract
Cell A: WB, This isn't funny. You can't just j-joke about him d-dying. Please tell me this is a part of some cruel joke.
White Blood Cell: I'm sorry but this isn't in my bag of tricks...I know how hard it must be to lose someone you care about.
Cell A: I-I just...I just can't... believe...that...OH GOD!
White Blood Cell: CA come here, let me hug you, I know how devastated you are. I was there too once, remember how I lost almost half of my troops with the battle of measles. You were there for me and you even stayed with me on nights that I even blamed myself for everything. I know how much you helped me in the past so I want to be here for you now.
Cell A: Just how d-did this h-happen.
White Blood Cell: He was infected with a virus we are not sure which one it is just yet.
Cell A: I knew it...I should have tried harder, m-maybe even stop him from leaving.
White Blood Cell: You know how stubborn he was, he wouldn't even take orders from brain cells. There was nothing you could do for him so don't beat yourself up over it. Now, what do you mean by "I knew it"?
Cell A: WB before all of this, he was meeting a cell called Cell V.
White Blood Cell: ....We don't have a Cell V.
Cell A: I KNOW THAT'S WHAT INFURIATES ME THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT!
White Blood Cell: CA you did the best you could for him and he didn't want that help, thinking about it he never did accept any advice you gave him and blamed you when things went wrong.
Cell A: I know but...That's just how he was.
White Blood Cell: He even forgot your birthday. Even if we aren't as close as you were with him, I still remembered.
Cell A: I guess he could be a little...mean.
White Blood Cell: HE WAS THE ONE TO TELL YOUR LAST LOVER TO GO TO THE FINGER WHEN HE KNEW CELLS WHERE BEING TAKEN THAT DAY!
Cell A: What.....
White Blood Cell: I'm sorry for yelling and for you have to find out like this you like this. But I hate to see you crying over a cell who used you as a scapegoat and never cared about you. You're so good at giving advice but you don't use it for yourself.
Cell A: WB this is too much, why didn't you tell me sooner
White Blood Cell: I didn't know it was someone you knew let alone your lover until recently, so I had no idea how to bring this up to you.
Cell A: Gosh...now I'm even more confused on how I should feel...happy, sad, I don't even know at this point.
White Blood Cell: Be neutral, It's a combination of both of them.
Cell A: WB, this isn't the time for your smart responses.
White Blood Cell: Then when is it? Hopefully when I come to comfort you later today.
Cell A: Fine, But don't get too smart with me, I still am refusing to take in most of the information you just gave me.
White Blood Cell: Really CA...
Cell A: I gave you information on what that....virus is so don't you have a virus to kill? Commander WB.
White Blood Cell: Even when you are at your worst you are still able to respond to me like that, don't think I'll just forget about this.
Cell A: I hope you don't.
THE END
(I turned this in for a science grade so.....yeah)