Jefferson..

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So..

One time, Thomas Jefferson hurt his ankle while jumping over a fence...

..To impress a woman...

Like wha-

Thomas; look, I can jump over this fence, beautiful female!

Women all over the world; *oos and awes, passes out from his hotness while jumping over a FRIGGIN FENCE*

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