Project Transformation [Avengers/Warriors Crossover]

Chapter Two

“What do you mean, you don’t know?” Tony demanded. He couldn’t be a cat forever! He could barely stand being one right now! How was he to talk to Pepper if he was stuck as a cat? How could he be Iron Man if he was a cat? He didn’t even have thumbs for crying out loud! Bruce had to turn them back!

“I mean I don’t know,” Bruce replied. “I don’t even see the device around here that would turn us back!”

“So we’re stuck as cats?” Natasha demanded. Her green eyes were blazing furiously, her fur bristling with anger. Tony wondered just how dangerous she could be as a cat.

“I think we should try to stay positive,” Steve spoke, but Tony was having a hard time taking him serious. Of all the Avengers, Steve had gotten the worst of pelts. He was basically blueish-grey with a few white splashes on his back, and a ginger muzzle, ears, and tail. So yes, he was pretty ridiculous looking.

Everyone else was at least one color!

Just then, a few bushes moved, and Tony perked his ears. Natasha let out a growl, which sounded oddly menacing considering how she was only a cat. “There’s other cats nearby,” she hissed.

Tony was just about to ask how she knew when three cats appeared out of the bushes. Their fur was bristling with hostility, and Tony could feel himself shrinking backwards which was odd. He was Tony Stark. He wasn’t supposed to get afraid.

“What are you doing on DeerClan territory?” the biggest one, a dark brown tabby tom, hissed.

“DeerClan?” Bruce asked, at lost for words. Tony couldn’t blame him, he had no idea what this cat was talking about either.

A small grey-and-white she-cat’s green eyes stretched wide. “You don’t know what DeerClan is?”

“Shush Crazypaw,” the brown tabby told her, glaring at her. He then turned his cold gaze back on the Avengers, and Tony couldn’t help but being frightened about it. Something about this cat gave him the creeps. However, he was still Tony Stark, even if he was stuck in a horrible cat body, and that meant he couldn’t show his fear.

“We don’t know what this DeerClan you speak of,” Steve said, being the diplomat he was. Of course he would try to talk his way out of this. “We’re not from...around here. We’re just trying to find our way home.”

The third cat in the group, a grey she-cat with a dark red tail, snorted. “They’re not doing any harm, Owlfang,” she told the brown tabby. “They’re just rogues!”

“You dare call the god of thunder a rogue?” Thor demanded, and if Tony could’ve, he would’ve given himself a face-palm at that point. Could Thor be any more stupid?

It was the strangers turn to be confused. “God of Thunder?” the dark brown tabby, Owlfang, mewed uncertainly. “What are these strange words you speak of?”

Bruce spoke quietly and quickly. “It doesn’t matter. Don’t mind him, he has a few screws loose.” The three cats still looked confused, so Bruce let out a sigh. “Don’t worry about it. Do you have any idea where we are?”

“You’re trespassing on DeerClan territory!” Owlfang hissed. “I advise you to leave before we shred you to bits!”

“I wouldn’t be so sure about that,” Natasha growled. “Despite being so small, I’m sure I could attack you just as well as anyone else.” Her green eyes were narrowed so they were just tiny slits, and Tony couldn’t help but feeling relieved that he had her on his side. He would hate to have to fight against the super spy.

“Yeah!” Clint exclaimed. “We’re not afraid of you, and anyways, we outnumber you, two to one.”

The dark grey she-cat looked thoughtful for a second or so, before finally mewing, “Owlfang, perhaps we could bring these cats back to camp, let Lionstar decide their fate.”

“What?” Owlfang lashed his tail angrily. “You want us to lead six hostile cats into our camp? Do you want them to kill all our elders and queens? Are you mouse-brained, Firetail?”

“We wouldn’t kill anyone!” Steve protested. “That’s not who we are!”

“Just exactly who are you then?” Owlfang asked, disbelievingly.

“We’re the Av-” Thor began before Tony stuffed his tail into his mouth. It hurt when the god tried biting Tony’s tail, but he chose to simply ignore the pain.

“My name is Tony,” he said instead. He couldn’t believe how idiotic Thor was trying to be. “The red, white, and blue cat is Steve. Ginger hostile she-cat is Natasha.” He could feel them both glaring at him, but he continued on as if he hadn’t noticed. “The dark grey cat is Bruce, while the light tabby is Clint. The long-haired sandy kitty is Thor.”

“Those are some unusual names,” Firetail murmured. “Were you kittypets at one point?”

“What’s a kittypet?” Steve asked.

“Did you use to live with twolegs?” the young cat, Crazypaw, asked, but not without getting a glare from Owlfang.

“What is this twoleg you speak of?” Thor demanded, mumbling around Tony’s tail that was still in his mouth, and Tony really wished he could slap the god to death at this point. He was only making this worse for all of them!

“Do you mean a human?” Natasha asked.

The three cats looked confused at the term, and Tony decided these cats were idiots who apparently liked to give themselves stupid names. He just wanted to leave them before too long. Who knew how long it would take Bruce to change them back, but he was already tired of being a fucking cat! He just wanted to be a human again. Bruce had to change them back!

Dis chappie written by Blake. Last chappie written by Crazystar. I'm hyped up on Mountain Dew...SHHHH. Crazy, edit please. I laughing too much xD