this is not so bad || P. MAXIMOFF

[8. playboy]

unedited (it's late too. double homicide)

this chapter isn't good and the training is like the same as the last training chapter bc i'm not creative

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it wasn't often that you woke up before your alarm, and it wasn't often that clint woke up before you considering how much he slept.

but there were some exceptions this morning...

"MORNING!" clint dragged out his words as he yelled, "GET THE FUCK UP."

"hm?" you sat up slowly much to clints disappointment.

his shoulders dropped, "that was so anticlimactic."

"what do you want?"

"to annoy you...anndddd breakfast is ready when you want it."

"that was it?"

"yeah-" clint jumped as the alarm finally went off and hurried to leave to avoid getting anything thrown at him, "see you downstairs."

groaning at the realisation you had to be productive, you pulled yourself up and walked to the bathroom. it was weird to actually be in your senses as you were brushing your teeth. as said before, it took you at least until you were halfway getting changed that you were functioning and awake.

right as you had put your toothbrush away you heard a voice sound from your right.

"who was screaming?" lila rubbed her forehead.

"aw, lila, i'm sorry. that was dad." when she was born, lila found it really hard to sleep. it got to the point where she wouldn't sleep at all. usually, you would have to sit next to her and or stay with her until she fell asleep. sometimes you had to sleep with her so she could get some rest. you didn't really mind. youd do anything for lila.
even now that she could get to sleep like normal, it still broke your heart to see her tired.

"is he okay?"

"yeah, he's fine. just being irritating again. here." you picked her up and took her back to her room.

after tucking her back into bed, you left the room not very happy about the way you'd been woken up this morning. you see, it wasn't the fact you had got woken up; it was the fact it was your dad waking you up.

you and clint had always had a running history of trying to find ways to annoy each other in any kind of way possible.

this included the following: switching their shampoo, putting something in their drink, scaring them, making them think they were going crazy by putting an item somewhere completely different to where they last left it, finding a way to mess up and or ruin their daily routine (which was what clint did to you this morning) and much more.

clint, unsurprisingly, also went for the boring yet impactful ones like putting an egg in your shoe. extremely conveniently took place the day you were late to meet with natasha, who wasn't too tolerable when it came to being tardy regardless of the amount of times she'd put up with your dad never getting to anything on time (which was probably the reasoning for her not standing people being late).