Grumbo One-Shots

× Switcheroo! ×

TW: None, Still, Homophobes, there's still LGBTQ, You can leave :)
Genre: Shenanigans, Comedy, Angst (Just a pinch)
Setting: Season 7 HermitCraft
Notes:
"Grian talking"
"Mumbo talking"
"SCREAMING"
'Thoughts'
"Flashbacks, Etc."
Inner Voices

•Start•

Mumbo's POV

Well, this is a great way to start out a day, waking up with back aches! How nice. Recently, I've been sleeping awfully at my bed, for some reason, whenever I sleep, the bed lays as soft as it is, the next morning, I wake up either in Grian's bed, or in my bed, my bed, covered with dirt and muck! Preposterous really.

'I need to get to the bottom of this predicament!' I thought. As I was starting my day with a crooked look in my sleep deprived face, my friend, well, I don't know anymore but I'll call him friend, Grian flew straight into my face, 'typical Grian, always troublesome!'.

"What brings you here Grian?"

"I need a favor."

"KILL ME."

I smirked with pleasure, I was very stressed that day, didn't even hesitate yet, I still killed my lov- friend.

"Gladly!"

I started to kill him with my sword causing him to bleed out blood.

"You didn't even he- he didn't even hesitate!"

After I finished brutally killing my friend, I went on to do my work for today, but suddenly he came back and said-

"MORE!"

"M-More?"

"MORE"

"GRIAN STOP."

"MOREEEEEE"

"He's on drugs"

Yet again, I killed my lover, FRIEND! I meant to say friend, seeing him respawn again, and I expected him to say 'Please don't say Moreeeeee, I'm feeling guilty.'.

"Thank you."

Grian comes over and hugged me like a plushie, whispers to my ear and spoke-

"My hero~"

As he said the sentence, my mad face turned into a smile, 'He always makes my day'.

Sadly, he had to leave and go on to meet Iskall.

Time flies fast at the Hermitworld, it soon became night, and I propose to stay awake in the middle of the night, for the rest of the night.

7:30pm..

9:45pm...

11:39pm...

Till, it struck midnight. The shenanigans appeared.

I was not at my body I can tell, but I can't tell where was I, I was at a hole, it looked like... Grian's Portal? I'm at his base?! How? I checked my body for any sudden changes.