metal monster ( resident evil harem × male heisenberg reader)

drunk night

*(y/n) pov*

I woke up expecting to be on the couch but instead I was in jills bed

(y/n) "jesus"

I sat up and held my head only to be pulled back into the bed

jill" morning "

she had 1 hand on my neck and the other on my chest

(y/n)" morning "

jill" howd you sleep?"

(y/n)" better then on the couch you?"

jill" I tend to sleep better when I'm next to someone"

I got out of bed and proseded to make breakfast

*chris pov*

we ran out of liquor AGAIN I know me and Claire drink alot but seriously we don't drink 6 BOXES OF VIDCA IN 2 NIGHTS

I quickly ran to the bathroom to use the vomit bucket

chris " we really need to get a nother one of these things "

After 6 minutes of just vomiting i finally decided I needed to lay of the drinking

the door bell went off so I ran to the door and cleaned my mouth

when I opened the door (y/n) was there

chris " hey what do you need heisenberg?"

(y/n)" wana go out for a drink "

chris " shore "

DAME IT REDFIELD WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

*(y/n) pov*

chis was holding back on the drinks I on the other hand was just pounding whisky

(y/n)" ChrIs I NeEd To Tell you SoMeThiNg "

chris " what"

(y/n)" I WaNa fuCk YoUr SiStEr "

he looked at me i was expecting him to hit me but in stead

chris " she wants to fuck you two"

ok now im ether dreaming, drunk or I missherd him

but before I could respond everything went blank

* time skip *

*claire pov*

I had just taken Albert wiskers out for a walk and when I got home chris was there with (y/n) on the couch

claire " what happened to him?"

chris " he got drunk but I do have good news"

claire " what?"

chris " he said he's interested in you romanticly "

my hart started pumping faster then the speed of sound

claire " he really said that?"

chris smiled and walked out

I looked over at my love and my hart exploded

I GOT HIM FIRST VALENTINE FUCK YOU BITCH

I silently celebrated and decided to call her but was left with a voice mail

jill" hey this is jill sorry I can't answer the phone right now but I will get back to you p.s if this is claire HAHa I slept with (y/n) first you CUNT"

I was filled with anger and desided to take it out on an old rotan apple with a 12 gage shot gun and slug amo