metal monster ( resident evil harem × male heisenberg reader)

help me hide this body

*(y/n) pov*

jill left for the week so I was alone in the apartment but I still smoked on the balcony

I had just finished my 54 cuben cigar when my phone rang

(y/n)" hello"

???" (Y/N)!!! IM IN SOME DEEP SHIT I NEED YOUR HELP!"

(y/n)" wo wo wo just callm down chris"

chris " calm down CALM DOWN GET YOUR MAGNETIC ASS OVER HERE NOW!!"

he hung up leaving me confused so I decided to walk to his house

*time skip*

the second i knocked on the door chris pulled me into the house

chris " WHY THE FUCK WERENT YOU HERE ERLYER !?!"

(y/n)" its been 3 minutes whats up "

chris " I've made a treable mistake "

(y/n)" what? also why are you covered in blood?"

chris " I kiĺld claires cat"

he walked me into the kitchen and showed me the body of a cat covered in blood

(y/n)" WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO"

chris " well claire left the house and I was tired of the cat knocking my guns and knifes of my dest so I shot him with a m134 also his name was Albert wiskers"

(y/n)" so you shot it because it was named after the guy who brian washed my girlfriend "

chris " yes....wate WHAT?"

(y/n)" oh yes jill and I are dating now also I may be................dating your sister........as of last week............don't kill me"

chris " so your cheating on claire with jill?"

(y/n)" no its a 3 way relationship"

chris let out a sigh of relief

chris " ok im fine with this 3 way relationship thin just make shore to treat them both equally ok?"

(y/n)" ok........wate why are we talking about my love life THERES A DEAD CAT ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER"

chris looked at me explaining me to have a plan

chris " ok I got it"

(y/n)" what"

chris " we put the cat in the garage disposere and act like it ran away"

(y/n)" that just stupid first of the disposere would be filled with cat blood and guts second she won't just believe it ran away "

chris " WELL DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS!?!"

I thought for a moment

(y/n)" do you have a saw?"

chris " yes"

(y/n)" ok we cut the body up into little pieces  and shove then down the toilet, we then clean this place up,leve a window open and then it will look like the cat ran away"

chris " good idea ill get the circular saw"

* timeskip because I do not wanna describe what there doing*

(y/n)" ok flush 1 bit at a time or the drain will clog. I'm going to clean the rest of the blood"

chris " ok"

I ran back to the kitchen, opened a window and started wiping away the blood with a wet cloth

I thought I'd try to liten the mood by huming but that was drowned out by the sound of the toilet flushing

After 13 minutes chris ran down the stairs and sat on the couch

chris " its done "

(y/n)" thank god "

chris " lissan go back to yours and jills apartment and act like nothing happened"

(y/n)" act like what didn't happen "

chris " exactly "

* time skip *

I made it back to the apartment ,layd on the bed and started watching the big bang theory

I thought about having a smoke after the events of the day but decided not to because it was 10 30 pm

the door bell went off and I groned who the hell would be up at this time of night

when I opened the door someone instantly hugd me and it took me some time to notice it was claire

(y/n)" hey you ok?"

claire" no (sob) no im not"

she looked up at me with tears in her eyes

(y/n)" hey hey calm down what happened?"

claire " my (sob) my cat ran away "

no he didn't chris killed him and flushed him down the toilet

(y/n)" oh my god im so sorry"

now I regret killing him oh no I didn't chris did i just helped him hid the body

claire " can i( sob) can I come inside?"

(y/n)" thats my job"
I joked and it put a smile on her pritty face

claire " thanks "

I let her in the apartment and she instinctively went to the bedroom first

claire " its just that (sob) my cat was all I had when chris was gone now I'm afraid of being alone again "

(y/n)" your not alone you have me"

she smiled and hugd me again

claire " would jill mind if I spent the night here?"

(y/n)" well jills out for the week so it doesn't matter of course you can"

she went the bath room to change then came out in nothing but a thin black tank top and shiny pants

she gave me a seductive smile before laying on top of me

claire " what do you saw we fool around "

(y/n)" well I can't say no to you gorgeous "

* authors note *

I just want to clarify i don't hate cats Ilove cats i actually have one named Peter

just don't hate me