metal monster ( resident evil harem × male heisenberg reader)

fatherly advised

*(y/n) pov*

(y/n)" I need advice"

ethen " of course come in"

he let me in his house and I sat on his couch

ethen " so what do you need?"

(y/n)" well you know Chris's sister claire?"

ethen " of course "

(y/n)" here and I are having a baby together"

his head jolted up a bit after I said that

ethen " HOLY SHIT"

jess " LANGUAGE ETHEN"

ethen " sorry"

his attention went back to me

ethen " congratulations"

(y/n)" thanks any way i need some advice and I thought since your a happy dad I'd ask you?"

ethen "im flattered ok first off the first month dont expect any sleep second off dont let them in your kitchen till they are at least 3 months old and finally dont give them a blanket contrary to poplar belief its actually bab for a baby to have a wool blanket just get a silk blanket"

(y/n)" thanks"

I then herd footsteps coming from downstairs and say mia

mia " what is going on?"

ethen " (y/n) gonna be a dad"

she gasped and looked at me

mia" congratulations im do happy for you whos the lucky lady?"

(y/n)" claire "

she stad silent for a bit

mia" claire as in Chris's sister?"

(y/n)" yes"

ethen " how pisst was he when he found out?"

(y/n)" actually he was surprisingly cool with it"

mia " ok then well tell her I said good luck"

I noded and left the house

(y/n)" bye thanks again"

ethen " your welcome"

I got a taxi back to the apartment but it was silent to silent

I didn't say a word i just walked around till I felt something stab in the back of my spine

it felt small like a dart

???" you really thought you could get away from me"

I knew that voice

OH MY GOD NOT THE BITCH IN THE RED DRESS AGEN

was my last thought before blacking out