metal monster ( resident evil harem × male heisenberg reader)

normal life

*chris pov*

After all that mother maranda stuth i need a drink

when I got home I found claire drunk on red wine on the couch

chris " claire CLAIRE "

claire " huuu chris could you turn it down please hy head hurts"

chris " you know 2 days ago you scolded me for getting drunk now your drunk "

I said with a chuckle at the end

claire " chris could you not judge me for about 2 seconds I've met the man of my dreams and he's living with valentine and she has a thing for him as well im alowd to be upset "

she sounds like she about to cry

chris " hay hay dont give up yet"

she passed out on the couch

chris " grat now I have to get the vomit bucket "

as I was walking to the bathroom where we kept the bucket i ran into claires cat

chris " what are you looking at Albert wiskers "

Albert wiskers " meow "

chris " don't you meow me your named after a guy i thought was my friend but turned out to be a terrorist im alowd to dislike you"

the cat walked away as I grabbed the bucket  and walked back to claire

I left the bucket by her head and went to my room

chris " ok you've had a long couple of days redfield now I can sit back and watch netflix"

*timeskip*

I woke up to the smell and sound of bacon so I got up ,got dressed and went downstairs

claire " hay chris "

claire said clearly hung over

chris " hay claire how was last night drunk session "

claire " oh come on i wasn't that drunk "

chris " you drank a hole bottle of cheep red wine "

claire sighd and went back to cooking

chris " also I found out why you got drunk it's because of ......"

before I could finish she throws a kitchen knifes at the wall next to her

claire " DONT.....SAY .....HER.....NAME"

chris " lissan your doing this flerting thing wrong "

she turned her head to me

chris " you can't expect (y/n) to make the first move"

claire " so what do I have to do"

chris " I dont know ask him out for coffee "

claire " thats actually not a half bad idea thanks "

she finished up breakfast and left

chris " well I guess I'm alone for the day"

Albert wiskers " meow "

chris " shut up Albert wiskers "

out of all the names in existence she chose Albert wiskers

*(y/n) pov*

I had just finished mine and jills breakfast

jill" thank you again for this "

(y/n)" oh please its the last I can do after letting me stay here "