LANA DEL REY BIRTHDAY SPEECH

I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS UNREAL AND ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS YOUR PRESENT IS ALL THE BODY OF THE RAYS I KILLED THIS YEAR AND I WILL SEND THEM IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER BECAUSE THERE ARE LOADS INCLUDING THE BITCHES WHO PULLED YOUR HAIR AT THAT CONCERT. I WILL ALSO KILL LADY GAGA OR CEDRIC GERVAIS AND CUT THEIR HEAD OFF AND THEN PUT IT ON TOP OF A CAKE AND SEND IT TO YOU I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH OMG. YOU'RE TURNING 28 AND YOU'VE BEEN ON THIS EARTH FOR 28 YEARS AND SOON YOUR GOING TO BE 29 AND THEN 30 AND THEN OMG YOU'LL BE MARRIED AND INSTEAD OF HAVING KIDS YOU CAN ADOPT THE WHOLE OF TEAM LANA BC WE LOVE

YOU ALLOT OH MY FRICK THIS IS UNREAL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND DON't EVER FORGET THAT AND IF A CRAZY SCIENTISTS MAKE A CURE TO MAKE SOMEONE LIVE FOREVER AND THEY ONLY HAD 1 AND THEY OFFERED IT TO ME I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU BECAUSE THE FUTURE NEEDS TO BE BLESSED WITH YOUR MUSIC. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I'VE ALREADY THREATEN TO KILL 10 PEOPLE FOR SAYING THEY HATE YOU AND I WOULD STRANGLE THEM RN BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY SO I CAN'T AND LANA I WOULD ALSO TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU ANYTIME EVEN IF I DIE A SLOW AND HORRIBLE DEATH AND I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH MY WHOLE FAMILY AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS THINK IM CRAZY AND I ALSO THINK IM CRAZY AND IF ANYONE EVER UPSETS YOU JUST TELL TEAM LANA AND WE WOULD MAKE THEM SUFFER SO MUCH AND I'M LISTENING TO BLACK BEAUTY WHILE IM WRITING THIS AND MY HEART IS MELTING SO I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE TURNING 28 OMG I SWEAR YOUR LIKE A VAMPIRE THAT DOESN'T AGE BC YOU LOOK LIKE 20 YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL I WISH I WAS YOU AND I DREAM THAT I MEET YOU AND WHEN I WAKE UP I CRY BECAUSE I KNOW I WILL NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO MEET YOU BC YOU NEVER GET TO COME TO ENGLAND BUT IM NOT COMPLAINING BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND IF I WAS STUCK ON A DESERT ISLAND AND I HAD PIZZA AND YOUR ALBUM I WOULD SURVIVE AND I MIGHT KILL YOUR BOYFRIEND AND MARRY YOU INSTEAD BUT WHATEVER I THINK I'M GOING TO END THIS SPEECH HERE BECAUSE I THINK ITS TOO LONG BUT THIS IS MY SPEECH 1.0 AND WHEN YOU TURN 29 THERE WILL BE MORE AND I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH DON'T EVER FORGET THAT I LOVE YOU, AND NO YOU DON'T MAKE ME DEPRESSED AND SAD YOU FUCKING LIGHT UP MY LIFE I WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT YOU AND I MADE LIKE 102917263639103729109172 FRIENDS FROM TEAM LANA AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH TOO I LOVE YOU ELIZABETH AND IM ALWAYS HERE TO SUPPORT YOU AND TO GO MENTAL EVERYTIME YOU TWEET AND I PROBABLY BELONG IN AN MENTAL INSTITUTION BUT OH WELL I LOVE YOU MY SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN MY GANGSTA BITCH MY JESUS AND I LOVE YOU I THINK I NEED TO END THIS BYE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!

Twitter: @lighttropico

For: @LanaDelRey

From: Anisah

Created : 21/6/14