The In-Laws

1.2K 41 6
                                    

Damian: Hey, habibti. I could walk you home if you'd like?

Marinette: Bug off, Wayne. I'll be fine.

Adrien: Who's this jerk?

Damian: Who me or you?

Marinette: Ughhh....this is Damian. Damian, this is Adrien.

Damian: You forgot the part where I'm your soulmate, habibti.

Adrien: I feel sorry for you Marinette. Having to deal with this fool.

Damian: Look who's talking, sunshine boy.

Marinette: I don't have the energy to deal with this...*sigh* If you two idiots wanna stand here and argue, be my guest. I'm leaving.

Damian: See you later, sunshine boy. *walks with Marinette*

Adrien: Hey, who said you could come with?

Damian: As her soulmate, I'm now bonded to ensure her safety, right habibti?

Marinette: No, you're not. I can protect myself, Y'know. And my dad's gonna flip when he sees you. He doesn't like any of the other breeds which happen to be you two.

Adrien: I could just strike back at him..-

Marinette: Are you Crazy!? Don't you dare!

Damian: I told you before, habibti, there's no changing the fact that you're a vampire and that I'm a werewolf and that we're soulmates. There's no turning back from that. Sooner or later, he'll find out and he'll have to deal with it. Simple.

Adrien: I'm with the little puppy.

Marinette: Then why are you tagging along, sunshine boy?

Adrien: *scoffs* For the laughs of course.
~~~~~~~~~~

Marinette: Ok, so I introduce you to my dad, and you introduce me to yours. Are we clear?

Damian: Yup.

Marinette: A little warning, he's very judgmental and very protective. If he sees me in any danger he'll pounce. He may look out of shape but trust and believe me, you want him on your good side.
Ok, let's get this over with...
~~~~~~~~~~

At the Dupain house
Marinette: Hey...Papa. I'm home...

Tom: Perfect timing honey. I have...something...to..discuss..- Why Are There Two Boys Accompanying You Home?!! And Why Are They Supernaturals?!

Marinette: Papa...the werewolf over here is...my..-

Damian: I'm here soulmate, Mr. Dupain. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm Damian Wayne.

Tom: Ahhhhh *screams*! What!!? Mari is this true?!

Marinette: Papa, please stop shouting. The entire neighborhood could hear you... And yes it is...unfortunately...

Damian: What do you mean unfortunately, habibti?

Marinette: Don't call me that!

Tom: And what about the...devil...?

Marinette: He's the chaperone. His name is Adrien Agreste.

Adrien: Hey.

Marinette: Well..we have to get going papa. I'll be back by dinner. *pushing Damian and Adrien out the door*

Damian: Hope we can meet again, Mr. Dupain. Bye!
~~~~~
Tom: She actually made friends...Hmm... Oh what am I saying.... She's Gone Nuts!!
~~~~~~~~~~

At the Wayne mansion
Damian: Father, I'm home.

Bruce: Where have you been, Damian? And who are these kids you have with you? *sniffs* A Vampire and a devil?

Damian: Father, I've found my soulmate. The vampire. Her name is Marinette Dupain. And the devil is the chaperone, Adrien Agreste.

Marinette: Hey.

Adrien: Hey.

Jason: Pixie...what are you doing here?

Dick: Did you actually make friends, lil'D?

Tim: That's so unlike you, demon.

Bruce: Boys, Marinette here is Damian's soulmate and the devil boy, Adrien, is the chaperone or the third wheel in the group. Miss Marinette is also a vampire.

Tim: No way..-

Dick: Seriously?

Jason: No way that's true.

Marinette: It is. *eyes fade into red while Adrien's turn purple* But you boys don't have to worry, I don't drink blood. Nor lust for it.

Tim: Really?

Marinette: I've spent most of my life building up a blood tolerance with my dad.

Jason: I want to test that theory. Alfred, get me a knife.

Alfred: ...*sigh* As you wish, Master Jason.
~~~~~

Third person POV
The boy cut a slit down his finger, Damian and Adrien snickering in the background, as he holds it up to her face. She stares at it as her eyes turn bright red. But suddenly turned away feeling to barf, covering her mouth. Everyone looked confused and surprised as to her reaction.

Bruce: What's wrong?

Marinette: No offense to you werewolves, but... werewolf blood is so fatty and filled with raw meat and protein that it makes me want to puke.

Adrien: What about..-

Marinette: Your blood, Agreste, as you said, devil blood is more like human blood and more attractive than werewolf blood. Devils also carry themselves in a proper way. I used watery ketchup and tomato sauce as my blood tolerance so every time I see it I won't go berserk like those other vampire psychopaths.

Dick: Impressive.

Marinette: Well, I have to get going now. My dad is waiting and he doesn't fully trust you guys yet so...I'll be going now.

Adrien: Same here.
~~~~~~~~~~

Marinette: I really do hope you find a soulmate, sunshine boy.

Adrien: Really, why's that?

Marinette: So when the time comes, I'll be the one laughing. Later, sunshine.
~~~~~
Adrien: I really hate that name....

A Vampire and A Werewolf (Daminette) Fanfic: My StoryWhere stories live. Discover now