Loki: Hey there my sweet little spider. How was the patrol?
Peter: *shrugs* it was alright.
Loki: What's with the shrug?
Peter: It's just I ran into someone who I was stalked by from last year who wouldn't leave me alone.
Tony: You ran into Deadpool again?
Loki: Who's this Deadpool?
Steve: He's a mercenary who kills people for money. For some reason he never lets anyone see his face except for Peter here.
Peter: And he has an obsession with me as well as my ass.
Loki: This fucker has a what with your backside!?
Sam: Well you can't blame him. Peter somehow other than us has a nice ass.
Bucky: *smacks Sam's head from behind in anger*
Tony: Sam I'd take back what you just said about my son's ass before you end up getting fired
Steve: Relax Tony, I'm sure he didn't mean it
Sam: Yeah I didn't mean it
Loki: And it better stay that way because this *picks Peter up and hauls him onto his shoulder and points to Peter's ass in the air with his other hand* is mine!
Tony: *covering his eyes* Okay we get it!
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SpiderFrost (Randomness) ❤️💙 + 💚🖤
RandomI'm just going to say I don't ship these both but they are literally like Bonnie and Clyde. They are both quite cute being close. (Edit: Nvm I'm shipping them both)
