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Excuse Notes || Tommy and Ranboo || DSMP

I'm so dang proud of this thing :D

Excuse Notes || Tommy and Ranboo || DSMP

Written by: emmict

Word Count: Roughly 2100 words

Note: THANK YOU WHISTLER FOR WRITING THIS LINE IN DISCORD AND INSPIRING ME TO BE ABLE TO WRITE THIS!:

"so ry's writing aspiration...yeah he can write excuse notes for other people and...you know d*mn well tommy's gonna take advantage of that"

Trigger Warnings: Swearing, cheating lol, mentions of autism, ADHD, and neurodivergence, wanting to cry, getting in trouble, detention.

Extra: That was from one of his AU writings btw.

If you were to look at Tommy for the first time, the first thing out of your mouth would be "Oh g*d, that one's trouble."

And you'd be exactly right.

Tommy is a downright irresponsible little sh*t, and rarely pays any attention to his school work. He's every teacher's worst nightmare, and it is a testament to kindness and unrivaled power that Mr. Philza can stand to be that child's special need's assistant.

Now, it wasn't entirely Tommy's fault that school was hard for him. He had ADHD, autism, and was neurodivergent. He didn't come from an originally good home, though his current family were miracle workers.

But he was also the very incarnation of trouble itself. Even if he didn't have his disorders, he'd still be a whole *ss handful of devil spawn.

Now, another testament to unrivaled power. His two best friends.

It made sense that Tommy and Tubbo would be best friends. The two had known each other since kindergarten, and had been as thick as thieves ever since. Both had a knack for trouble, and both had been in detention more than once. Tommy would write swear words on the desks and bathroom stalls, and Tubbo would sneak offensive jokes and drawings into his tests and assignments.

Don't leave your whiteboard unattended around these two.

Match made in heaven. But Tubbo's unwavering loyalty was something to be respected, even though it meant his one and only friend was Tommy.

But Ranboo. No one's sure how he's still sane. Perhaps he's not, spending time around these two. No one's sure. But he was a gift from G*d to the blonde child.

At first, Tommy hated his guts. He was Tubbo's first friend outside of Tommy, and he didn't like sharing, not his lunch, toys, or best friend.

But Tubbo really liked Ranboo a lot and Ranboo refused to go away.

And then Ranboo started to have benefits. He'd bring Tommy candy for lunch. He's help him finish (more of like copy) notes for Mrs. Raymond's class that he could use for the test. He'd bring money for the vending machines and lend his sweat shirts to Tommy.

Eventually, Ranboo would burn the f*cking world down if Tommy asked him to.

And unlike Tubbo, who was touch sensitive because of a similarly bad past home, Ranboo would hold Tommy's hand when they walked down the halls at school. He'd ignore the snickers and whispers when Tommy would run down the hallways to give him a hug in the morning.

He'd sit elbow to elbow with him in class so that when Tommy wanted to whisper something to him, he'd be right there. He'd switch to writing with his opposite hand so that Tommy could play with his hand in the middle of study hall because Ranboo was smart and ambidextrous and actually used the time to get his homework done.