Maria: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Bucky: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Sam: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Bucky: We're not talking about flavour, Sam!
Sam: Flavour counts!
Bucky: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone?
Natasha : You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I'll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who's cozier?
Bucky: Okay, but-
Natasha : NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO'S COZIER?
Sam: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Bucky: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, SAM!
Sam: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, BUCKY!
Maria: I- Jesus-
A/N: Bonus points if you know what this is from <3
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marvel ship incorrect quotes
Fanfictiona book full of various marvel ships as incorrect quotes!! this includes blackhill, wagatha, carolnat, scarletwidow, sambucky, thorbruce, valcarol and possibly others in the future :)
