helvan 🥺 (helen x ivan)

oh no 💔😢😔

a/n: sad stuff 😔😔 hope y'all can recover
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helen and ivan have been dating for about 2 seconds. however, there was one of helen's friends, sofia, who wasn't a girl in a village doing alright, but who envied helen. she wanted to make sure that she dated ivan and not helen. so, she plotted a plan in order to make sure she gets ivan all for herself.

ivan's pov:
today helen and i went to NTUC to get some groceries on our way back, we decided to get some bubble tea to sip on on our way home.

helen, being the lazy bitch was carrying the oranges while i carried the rest of the items. suddenly, out of nowhere, helen starts screaming.

i turn to my side to see the oranges growing 822272928 times their size and trying to eat helen. i panic and try to pull my beloved helly back. however, the oranges were too strong and manage to capture her in a smol drawer.

when i thought things couldn't get worse, a few xiao mei meis and young punks start harassing me and filming me. they were yelling:

"aye? why you never wear i❤️sg shirt?"

"oi! you never wear your tracetogether token issit???!!!"

and more mean stuff.

i was about to have a breakdown. this was the worst that things could get! no.

suddenly, sylvia chan appeared out of nowhere and started calling me a fuckface. i was so scared. dee kosh also broke out of jail and tried to harass me. why is this happening????

just then, the yps and xmms gave way to a girl with short brown hair. she seemed so familiar. i just could not put my finger on it. then, it hit me.

"SOFIA???? WTF???? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? LET HELEN GO!!!!!!! 👹👹👹👹" i screamed.

sofia just chuckled and started explaining herself. "you see, ivan, it has always been you and helen. i have always been in love with you. my boobs and ass are bigger than hers. im smexier than her. my pussy hole is even wider than hers! it's the size of a hubba bubba bubble gum roll! why not me"

"ur a bitch" i said

she gasped and started crying. she then whipped out her katana and tried to chop off my bubble tea straw 😰

however, i managed to dodge her. "how did you do this?" i asked. she chuckled. i raised my eyebrow as she said that she injected the oranges to grow and hired a bunch of xmms and yps from the yishun void deck to help her out. she even bailed dee kosh and got sylvia to help her. i could not believe this

but then i remembered what i had in my pocket.

i whipped out my samsung smart fridge and prepared myself
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a/n: oh no. rant out your sad feeling here 😔
stay safe ❤️