a/n: i'm sorry besties it has to go
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3rd person:
two minutes later, helen and ivan decided to get married. on the day of the marriage, they invited everyone who saved them, the dream smp and every boy band/girl band/singer in the world and even jack with his 198.5 watermelons.
it was very emotional. "i now pronounce you husband and wife" said the priest, jesus. they kissed. everyone clapped.
(bonus uwu) *SMUT*
one day, ivan was trying to find out who had more coins and by how much more and how many more coins he had than helen did because helen is a broke ass bitch.
suddenly, helen was horny
then, she went to ivan.
ivan was crying blood because of how confused he was. helen found that hot and got more turned on.
"ivan my hole wants to be filled" helen said.
"ok" said ivan.
ivan instantly stuck his gigantic 292 inch monster cock into helen's pringle can. helen moaned. ivan cummed. he cummed so hard that he shot out of helen and crashed into the wall.
helen called sgsecure.
melvin from crimewatch who wanted to join the gang but couldn't came (😏) through ivan's pp slit, covered in cum and helped ivan.
ivan said thank you.
end.
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stay safe besties sadly this is the end. they got married. helvan is happy yay. there may be random updates or bonus stuff uwu. stay safe ❤️
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Randoma/n: yes this is the psle math 2021 qn 15 paper 2 i don't remember my answer but this is some weird shit so if you have read this i'm sorry. i got a few of these ideas from other books helen was busy counting her coins when she bumped into a tall ha...
