Madness Combat Headcanons! (Y e y)

Hank Headcanons

-He's aroace to me. I feel like he won't have time for relationships since all he cares about is beating the sh*t out of people

-He has heard of cats before and he really wants one

-A f*cking giant (heehee buff stronks)

-He's mute, so apparently he does hand signs quite alot, San or Dei have to translate it sometimes

-He secretly paints his nails black

-He gets into lots of fights, especially in bars when Dei forces Hank to be in them

-He takes any insult and doesn't give a living sh*t about it, but if you decide to push/shove or make an attempt to hit him, he'll just yeet you to the moon

-He takes showers at midnight. Why? Idk

-He has to deal with San and Dei's bullsh*t everyday. Like, they would be fighting over food and he'd be there, just yelling at them like a father

-He's too tall to take pictures, so apparently he has to bend down to fit in the picture frame

-He may or may not have yeeted Deimos in a 360 degree circle when they were doing an arm wrestle

-He'd most likely be that person who goes on top of a fridge and scare the living sh*t out of Sanford when he gets his midnight snack

-He has worn a spiderman suit before

-He likes to crawl through vents because its mainly the only place he knows to get away from Sanford and Deimos forcing him to wear a maid dress every 5 minutes, a day

-He has hid under a bed once and made Deimos scream like a girl

-He has never cried in his life

-He has made 'going on top of a fridge' a punishment for Deimos and Sanford

-He may or may not have knocked over the fridge once when 2b was on it

-He tried water skiing but the water ended up being red

-He has danced to wap before

-His little brother is Skittles, apparently the opposite of him

-He may have triggered Tricky before in a game of chess

-He gives most of the other boys piggy back rides because why not

-He yeets Sheriff's as* whenever he sees him

-He has made Deimos rage at his game of minecraft once, didn't go very well

-Him and 2b are pretty great at playing volleyball

-He may or may not have been spiked by Deimos in the head before

-He would steal Auditor and Jebus' halo's and give them to San and Dei to use them has hoola hoops

-He has swam in a fish tank once

-My man can still kill people even if he has no leg

-My man still simping for blenders and made the word 'blendercist'

-He enjoys smoothie's, even if he can't drink them

-He thinks soup is a drink

-He's that one person who has to deal with 'sheeesh', c*ck jokes, candice jokes and deez nuts jokes from Deimos

-He has caught Deimos looking at weird fanart once

-He got shipped out to sea once by Sanford

-My man be going on adventures and beating Tricky's clown as*