Madness Combat Headcanons! (Y e y)

2BDammed Headcanons

-He's mainly the father around the other boys

-He's pretty much a healthcare expert

-(Help Idk what to write about him-)

-Thought the others have asked him whether or not to try out the missions with them, and apparently he nearly shot Sanford when Hank was trying to teach him how a gun works

-2b has definitely taught Hank about cats and he wishes he hadn't

-Of course he has house rules

-And yes he has father instructions

-Hank is like a clone of himself whenever he's not around, he'd tell Hank to take care of the other boys especially when they're probably going out. He doesn't really care much since the big fella that he heals has the highest killcount ever recorded in Nevada history along with the other two people that are the gayest people in Nevada history

-He mainly goes around looking for supplies without paying because he'd rather pay for expensive bills than let Hank dabble in real estate

-Well yes, the healer has a journal of his life-

-He's like, the second shortest yet he has an ability to shut everyone up in a room

-He thought he was officially the shortest until Deimos appeared

-Whenever he needs to threaten someone he just pulls out his wallet and shows his official name and drivers license

-He hasn't really made crazy life choices just like the rest of the gang apparently but has done some things that the rest of the gang hasn't thought of him doing

-He's used to the headquarters being relatively quiet so whenever its somehow snowing in f*cking Nevada and there really isn't that much missions to be completed he rouses on the gang whenever they seem to do childish stuff

-He only hates horror movies because of how the people there are relatively dumb and not thinking straight when theres a murderer

-He thinks Dr. Hoffnar was a good person before he turned into Tricky

-He has to deal with c*ck jokes and 'sheeeeesh' every approx. 5 seconds when he hangs out with the gang

-He definitely has taught Hank sign language, I mean, who doesn't know that?-

-(I'm losing ideas about him, comment here and I'll update this. I only know that he's obviously the dad-)