some nasty celebrities on the hunt for tea, but it all started with Ariana Grande.
note: contains the rebirth of dead ships so if you don't ship them, don't have to hate and kindly fuck off.
A/N: Before I get started, I want to say, I RESPECT JAYLOR. PLEASE DO NOT HATE ITS JUST FOR THE PLOT. I RESPECT HIM AND HER TOGETHER.
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taylor: can someone update me real quick about what's happening rn?
louis: u r so boomerishly un-updated. louis:
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kylie: sure. so... u released, red (tv) finally, all too well the short film (got me crying), snl (3 sad virgins) with host jonathan majors, released a pre-Christmas gift. shawmila breakup, kim's dating pete davidson dude, zigi break up and yolanda bitch problems, selena and olivia are nominated for the grammy's, adele released new music. and a few jaylor breakup rumours.
kylie: did i cover up everything?
niall: wht abt astroworld incident? harry:
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kendall: u really have the nerve to talk abt that, church bitch?
taylor: ^ jokes aside, u guys r really being insensitive. a literal 9 y/o died... he had a future, he had a dream. not only that 9 other young fans died too, dont u think they had a dream and life? and then u selfishly claim that u didn't notice it when there was a literal ambulance making its way in front of u, people were literally begging for the show to stop. kylie, no one blames u, but ur addressing towards these casualties is rlly upsetting.
sel: ^
ari:^
harry: ^^
louis: i may not agree with blondie all the time but still ^
shawn: ^
niall: ^
olivia: hi
louis: ^ bruh. literally when blondie was getting her blonde head to stick up the right way
olivia: uhm... BUT IM NOMINATED FOR THE GRAMMY'S GUYS!
kendall: not giving a fuck abt that... @taylorswift no one asked u to talk that up, bitch. everyone knows that u would've done the same thing if it was ur concert night. plus, kylie and i r devastated and we rlly do hope everything gets better for everyone who has been impacted. u just want to add more salt to our wound.
