some nasty celebrities on the hunt for tea, but it all started with Ariana Grande.
note: contains the rebirth of dead ships so if you don't ship them, don't have to hate and kindly fuck off.
there are just small little references to the barbie movie which are very minor spoiler, very very minor.
u can skip that part if u haven't watched the movie. BUT U HAVE TO, ITS SLAY LIKE MARGOT ROBBIE, RYAN GOSLING GRETA GERWIG SLAY
anyways
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sel: y'all all we needed was three taylors ruling the world like slay
lou: this 'speak now tv' shit should actually be 'blondie should try shutting tf up in these hard times'
taylor: i'm not surprised u allergic to talent tommo.
ari:
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ari: i can't with these three
cam: the kinda friendship we all support
lou: see, my g, taylor lautner just tryna live his life, actually has a wife and a future and then this blondie bitch tryna swoop in and ruin everything
tay: what did i ever do to u 💀
lou: idk, exist???
harry: conflict-
ari: life and style magazine is like watermelon sugar diabetes and blondie are meeting and like txting each other and that diabetes ass mf 'never stopped loving her'.
harry: ????
taylor: bold of u to assume i dont have priorities better than watermelon sugar diabetes
harry: i genuinely thought we had a chance.
taylor: harry MOTHERFUCKIN styles could u just manifest how to stfu?
lou: bitch u fuckin never stfu'd before how do u expect him to?
taylor:
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