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ari: BLONDIE AINT BLONDIE NO MORE
tay: tf do u mean
sel: bitch did u dye ur hair brown. u were at that restaurant in sydney with brunette ass hair
tay: honey, that's lighting. i've got dirty blonde hair + i need some good hair treatment + im aging. that's how natural blonde hair ages. i ain't giving up my signature blondie for dog shit
lou: it makes me happy ur nearing ur expiry date just like ur already expired music.
tay: at least i ain't haunting PPL with a deadass personality unlike u
kylie: i can do smthg abt the hair
ari: BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE
lou: im gonna bombastically take out ur eye if u say that shi one more time
tay:
tay: don't say it, do it babe
harry: that image is the definition of zoophilia and minor sexual harrasment
tay: i hope u feel molested, ty
cam: gurl, u need a therapist
tay:
lou: rare picture of blondie her actual face without all that cake make up
tay: this motherfucker
billie: ariana espresso pony tail spitting fax during that interview
ari: ikr?
sel: bestie slay
tay: genuinely tweaking when i saw ppl use AI to make fucking nudes of me, horny ass mfs
harry: what a day to have eyes
lou: bitch u rlly say that when all u r is a horny bitch urself
tay: i am a whore ik but not that much.
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Fanfictionsome nasty celebrities on the hunt for tea, but it all started with Ariana Grande. note: contains the rebirth of dead ships so if you don't ship them, don't have to hate and kindly fuck off.