Jeez, everyone's so fucking nosy! W-why would you want to know that?! I..........I......I kind of........kind of li....................*sighs* No one. I love no one. That's for pussies and shit like that!
I mean, I guess I like my states since they're like my children, but that's different. And, I hate to admit it to you fuckers, but I have a close relationship with someone. No, it's not love. It's a close relationship. And don't even fucking ask who it is, you nosy bastards.
Now, before I "spill my heart out" as Artie would say, I'm done with this question.
Any more questions?
