Do I know how to dance?

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Well, personally, I think dancing is for little girls. It's a waste of time, truly. Some of you may not agree with me, but that probably means that you are either a sissy girl or an aristocratic freeloader that has nothing else to do.

Although I don't like dancing, I do know how to dance. I can cat daddy, dougie, and do the soulja boy. And for the more formal people, I know how to square dance and I know the box step for the waltz. That's it.

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